Laser-Guided Cruise Missiles of Truth-Telling From the Shoutbox

[Today 03:34 PM] Hippias : every time i log into salo the shout box is being spammed with grotesque jpegs and animations.

1. Pragmatic Thinking Businessman : I'm about to overdose on coffee. My life is so devoid of thrills lately that an extra cup of coffee can seem like an awesome adventure.
2. niccolo and donkey : haha
3. niccolo and donkey : you are being neutralized
4. Pragmatic Thinking Businessman : yes nic
5. Pragmatic Thinking Businessman : I had never been so fucking bored in my damn life
6. Pragmatic Thinking Businessman : OTOH my life now is totally devoid of pain. I float in a sorrow-less limbo.
7. niccolo and donkey : is your gf making you do things you wouldn't normally do?
8. Pragmatic Thinking Businessman : Not really. Basically, I a have no opinions and I adapt to almost everything. I have zero character. I am profiting greatly from the new environment, in many ways.

1. Sugar Ray Kurzweil :
   wtf how fucking useless is the fbi
2. Sugar Ray Kurzweil :
   faggot bureau of incompetents
3. Sugar Ray Kurzweil :
   they should revive the x files division and put brilliant iconoclast fox mulder on the case

1. niccolo and donkey :
   catholicism is good
2. niccolo and donkey :
   it's helping turn the usa into mexico

1. Pragmatic Thinking Businessman :
   this is getting very gay
2. Pragmatic Thinking Businessman :
   seriously
3. Pragmatic Thinking Businessman :
   I mean it
4. Cadavre Exquis :
   yes
   
5. Vuk :
   true
6. Vuk :
   please change my name to non-gay salo poster

1. Lion of the Desert : nic, salo is now a pakpassion cricket forum
2. niccolo and donkey :fuck yeah
3. Byssus : how do you like your homoerotic Nietzschean cricketeer cuckold doll forum now?

1. Strasser :
   Cornelio let's hear all about your problems, how you're a loser, etc.
2. Pragmatic Thinking Businessman :
   Yes, I'll get to that later
3. Pragmatic Thinking Businessman :
   I'm still researching the whole thing
4. Strasser :
   Looking forward to it; thanks.
5. Pragmatic Thinking Businessman :
   don't take me wrong: I'm certain I'm an utter failure.
6. Strasser :
   It's not often that we get to hear about your neuroses, self-loathing, the retarded litany of problems, etc. It's a rare treat indeed when we finally get to hear about it.
7. Pragmatic Thinking Businessman :
   But I want to compile so much evidence that the naysayers will have to submit instantly
8. Strasser :
   Tell us more.
9. Pragmatic Thinking Businessman :
   Yes, Strasser, I know. I am a very collected person. I withstand my many troubles stoically. But there comes a point in a man's life when you have to show the world what a slimeball you are. And that time, my friend, is NOW.

1. Schmeisser : Russians are niggers who write in chinese.