Laser-Guided Cruise Missiles of Truth-Telling From the Shoutbox

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Ash

Byssus: AP HARRIMAN, Tenn. – Republican frontrunner Herman Cain left heads scratching this evening after issuing the enigmatic vow that, "contrarily to Adolf Hitler, I will spare not a single one of the enemies of the divine Cause: not a single one of its outspoken opponents but also not a single one of the luke-warm, of the opportunists, of the ideologically heretical, of the racially bastardized, of the unhealthy, of the hesitating, of the all-too-human; not a single one of those who, in body or in character or mind, bear the stamp of the fallen Ages." Aides were quick to downplay the puzzling remarks, calling them "a joke ... that might have fallen a little bit flat."

Trajan

Allegheny on the difference between WASPs and (ugh) Irish:

Sugar Ray Kurzweil :
I think my ancestors were mapping the interior of America, exploring Antarctica, and going to the moon, while yours, at the same time periods were: huddled around the fire dying of dysentery, huddled around the fire dying of dysentery, and huddled around the radiator dying of tuberculosis.

Arcturus

SB GRAB BAG:


[​IMG] Sugar Ray Kurzweil: in the ideal phora america, the following rules apply: no stock market (jewish invention), any income over 100k is taxed at 100%, no free trade (jewish invention again), all american industries are required to hire unionized whites with no skills at 19.00 an hour (starting) with health benefits, everyone is required to attend a traditional latin mass, destroy the suburbs, the strictest animal welfare laws (anyone who is guilty of hurting an animal is immediately executed), and the american military is disbanded (or sent to attack israel)

[​IMG] Sugar Ray Kurzweil: lol oh yeah and everyone who is muscular or good looking or extroverted must be killed and anyone who has power must be killed (like cops), too, i forgot that. also, the state should subsidize PROFOUND THINKER FAGGOTS to sit around and post on the internet all day (because the humanities are superior to mathematics)

[​IMG] Sugar Ray Kurzweil: mathematics is superior, the humanities are populated by worthless faggots who 'accumulate' knowledge, your intellectual capacity peaks at age 26, and yet humanities TARDS are still in school then (lol) earning a PhD, i am just going to have all english majors shot

[​IMG] Sugar Ray Kurzweil: lol women are disgusting, i want to talk about preftige with women and they dont want to discuss US News and World Report rankings

[​IMG] Hipster Semiotician: 'cool' and 'blogger' go together like 'nigger' and 'astrophysicist'

[​IMG] OVERWATCH: "college" is a training ground for yuppie faggots, each year spent in "college" adds another pink chevron to the budding young faggot's insignia; ribbons should be awarded for teabagging, and medals awarded for time spent behind the frat-house gloryhole

[​IMG] Pragmatic Thinking Businessman: My parents had 2 kids, two houses, two cars, a maid living at home, when they were my age. I have an empty pizza box and oversized tits.

Niccolo and Donkey
O'Zebedee

  1. [​IMG] Bronze Age Pervert : i want to start a "Club Tropical Excellent" in manila...ozebedee will play the music, i am impresario, i will be famous for best cocktails in southeast asia
President Camacho
Schmeisser : Obama is the spiritual descendant of Nimrod. His destruction will be glorious.
Niccolo and Donkey
O'Zebedee

For some reason I can't get SCTV's Polynesiatown out of my head when I read BAP's shout. O'Zeb as Dr. John.

O'Zebedee

Forget it, Nic - it's Polynesiantown.

Ash
  1. Bronze Age Pervert:
    ganymede are you still here
  2. Apollonian :
    Yes
Cornelio
Broseph

Thomas777: I took 5gs of benzos last night and went driving around. I was pretty stupefied. For some reason I stopped at the 24 hr Jewel-Osco to use their coinstar on a whim. I dumped my coins in and it took too long, so I poured my Coke zero in the slot. This Haji came over and asked what I was doing and I told him it broke. So he opened it up and scooped out a bunch of canadian coins and gave them to me then just gave me ten zogbux to go away. My interaction w/the world lately (last 4 months or so) has been some variation of that every time