Laser-Guided Cruise Missiles of Truth-Telling From the Shoutbox

O'Zebedee, what is best in life?

O'Zebedee :
I like films about nature, rain on a Sunday afternoon and chocolate covered cherries

1. Pragmatic Thinking Businessman :
   
2. niccolo and donkey : bravo
3. Pragmatic Thinking Businessman : admittedly it is a free interpretation of the story. It occurs in Harvard, in 1994, Roland is a sociology scholar obssessed with the recently published Bell curve. The nigger is a austrian economics expert who refuses to acknowledge human biodiversity.

1. niccolo and donkey : roland, do you rap?
2. Lion of the Desert : yes
3. Lion of the Desert : True story: in high school I used to go to home studios operated by authentic negroes from the slum
4. Lion of the Desert : I was in communion with my SWPL forebears who first ventured into the ghetto on safari to hear the strange and exotic rhythms of the negro.

1. Thomas777 :
   I wish to live the charmed life of a Pashtun peasant, who trades his meager harvest for opium and has nary a care in the world
2. Thomas777 :
   Time Magazine did a piece on Pashtuns sitting around smoking opium all day, then spun as this being a very bad thing
3. Thomas777 :
   These guys should be 90k in debt, living in the suburbs, and wife swapping I guess according to Time

1. Sugar Ray Kurzweil : have you guys seen the new muppet movie
2. Sugar Ray Kurzweil : miss piggy is a typical american whore. she breaks up with kermit and lives in paris, thinks she is sophisticated and desirable despite being a LITERAL PIG
3. Sugar Ray Kurzweil : lol every american female under 40 with a college degree thought she would grow up to be like carrie bradshaw and they ended up like MISS PIGGY (LITERAL SHIT PIG)
4. supplanter : i am going on a date tonight, i will go to the grocery store first and buy flowers, and ask the cashier to put an orange sticker with the grocery store name on the flowers. how is that for classy
5. supplanter : i will present them to my literal shit pig date and pretend nothing is wrong

Thomas777: I showed up for a date with a girl without my wallet (on purpose) claimed I lost it in a cab, then convinced her to buy a bottle of vodka on her credit card, drank it with her on her balcony, waited for her to pass out, then stole her change from her change jar and took it to the coinstar

1. Sugar Ray Kurzweil :
   Newt Typical Catholic Gingrich
2. Sugar Ray Kurzweil :
   Newt = Typical Catholic lib
3. Sugar Ray Kurzweil :
   Ron Paul = dignified All American
4. Nordic Norm :
   Someone with the name Newt is not White
5. Sugar Ray Kurzweil :
   Its a very silly name but fitting
6. Nordic Norm :
   "Newt" is short for "Newton". That's the kind of name a Brazilian soccer player has. Newton, Edison, Tesla. Cargo cult names for mocha coloured ball beach bums