Euro 2012 Thread

Found in the comments section at The Guardian:

Plus this one:

Alright, one more

My prediction:

Germany/Spain final. 2-1 to the Germans, the winner possibly in extra time.

My prediction: Russia goes home after embarrassing themselves in the group stage.

My prediction: Masturbation clouds the world dream.

Spain were not impressive until extra time.

Spain has the whitest team.

Germany's pet monkey, Jerome Boateng, has a white mother. Italy's house negro, Mario Balotelli, is purely Ghanaian and was adopted by SWPLs. Both fuck only white women.

Mitigating factors for Italy: Cassano is not a homophile and Buffon is a Nazi sympathizer.

Mitigating factors for Germany: Only three players made the obligatory Auschwitz pilgrimage before the tournament, and the notion of any German triumph is bothersome to the melting pot crowd.

I have no real emotional investment in picking a winner, save that the winning goal is not scored by a Turk or a nigger.