Euro 2012 Thread

spain . croatia

you knew this day would come, you filthy slovenian gypsy. prepare ur anus.

So you could only defeat Italy with an offside goal. What kind of dirty tricks are you going to use against us?

I hope that happens again. Spain is the most boring team on this championship. And Torres is a 12 y.o. girl.

Let me see if I understand correctly.

You're a National-Defeatist, and an accomplished one at that, so by wishing the misfortune of your own team you're actually increasing the chances of success of Spain and Torres in particular. However, since Torres is also a defeatist, and maybe even a serious masturbator (which would explain quite a lot), and if we take into account that Pluto is shrinking (causing wild variations in results), the game could end 4-0 for either team. If my predictions are correct, then this will set the tone for the tragic loss of the winning team against Italy in the final, closing the circle and causing everyone in the Iberian peninsula to lose hope and contemplate National-Sucide.

LOL England LOL

Pirlo's arrogant penalty kick was all class.

Now it's Germany's duty to take out the Italians.