Laser-Guided Cruise Missiles of Truth-Telling From the Shoutbox

1. 6 minutes ago - Booz | Allen | Hamilton : like i said, she is prole and i make almost 2x her salary but it evens out because im so socially awkward and weird i cant even talk to the baristas at starbucks without having a panic attack
2. 5 minutes ago - Kuboa : rly
3. 5 minutes ago - Kuboa : u don't seem awkward and weird 2 me
4. 2 minutes ago - Booz | Allen | Hamilton : no, im not, at work, i am in charge of doing our project presentations to groups and i also went to a large conference last month where i gave an hour long presentation on childhood mortality statistics to an audience of several hundred MDs, PhDs, social workers, etc., but when i hang out when new people or girls i like, i get tongue-tied and awkward
5. 1 minute ago - Booz | Allen | Hamilton : and then i start to think about autoadmit memes and i reflexively shout "DING, FAG!"
6. A moment ago - Booz | Allen | Hamilton : talk to girl and begin ranking east coast liberal arts colleges in my head

This can't be real. My ideal of Booz is disintegrating before my eyes.

1. 1 minute ago - Ix :
   thomas, do you want to see a picture of my penis?
2. A moment ago - Ix :
   you don't want ot see a 7 inch cock?
3. A moment ago - Ix :
   i don't believe you. you're lying

1. A moment ago - Booz | Allen | Hamilton : You can start working out. When I tried to kill myself last time, my recent suicide attempt, the only thing that saved me was the gym (srs). I was going to shoot myself in the head but then I couldn'
2. A moment ago - Dionysian : first read c:\2083.pdf
3. A moment ago - Booz | Allen | Hamilton : but then I couldnt remember where I kept the bullets (I hide them so I wont be tempted) and when I was looking for them, I came across a discarded tub of whey protein and I thought to myself "Hmmm, I wonder if I can break my 1 rm deadlift today" and then I went to the gym then drove myself to the hospital

1. 53 minutes ago - williebrennan :
   that's far fetched bullshit even for him
2. 53 minutes ago - Thomas777 :
   Go get your filet of fish sandwich, Willie
3. 52 minutes ago - Thomas777 :
   FIlet o Fish, Shamrock Shake, Chimpin - its all good
4. 38 minutes ago - Thomas777 :
   Hide the malt liquor and your 12 year old sister. Willie's coming over and he wants his lucky charms
5. 26 minutes ago - Thomas777 :
   My personal view is that Negroes should have been deported to Ireland - where they could have found commonality with the Bog natives and perhaps begun deep frying shamrocks
6. 13 minutes ago - Thomas777 :
   
7. 13 minutes ago - Thomas777 :
   Typical Irishman
8. 11 minutes ago - Thomas777 :
   
9. 11 minutes ago - Thomas777 :
   Barack O'Bama - another typical Mick commie

1. 20 minutes ago - Byssus : " the Lowell house" ding fag