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Thread ID: 9781 | Posts: 11 | Started: 2003-09-14
2003-09-14 17:00 | User Profile
[url=http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?newslett=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1063340641942B211&set_id=1]http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?newslett=1&...42B211&set_id=1[/url] 'Desireless women' line up for hot sex tips
September 12 2003 at 06:24AM
New York - Adventurous ladies looking for new ways to flirt, here's a suggestion from New York's Museum Of Sex - go to a restaurant, retire to the bathroom, take off your panties and put them on your date's plate.
That was among the more unusual suggestions made to about a dozen New York women and one man at the museum's first practical sex workshop, called Loving You: Female Sexual Self-Esteem.
Tips were given on an exercise regimen aimed at keeping pelvic muscles in good shape and a recommendation for making eye contact with one's partner during oral sex.
Seated in the museum's gift shop - where fake fur-covered handcuffs and vibrators are sold - the keen students passed their instructor index cards, asking questions like "how can I get back a good sex drive from what is now an utter lack of desire?"
"Think of new ways to flirt with the person you've been with for a long time," said former stripper Ducky Doolittle, who has made a career of educating women about physical pleasures.
"I highly recommend going out to a restaurant and, after you order your food, go to the bathroom, take off your panties and then put them on his plate. It brings anticipation, and anticipation is such a sexy emotion."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I wondered after reading this what would happen if a man tried this. I decided to try it myself.
All I did was drop a pair of tighty whities on her plate, skid side up, and asked if she enjoyed doing laundry... isn't that sexy?
The bitch walked out on me!
I figure she was one of those cold women you hear about.
Opinions?
2003-09-14 17:20 | User Profile
Nah Ed.
Your technique is solid. She probably just didn't like white. Next time wear briefs with soft pastel tones.
2003-09-14 20:56 | User Profile
**New York - Adventurous ladies looking for new ways to flirt, here's a suggestion from New York's Museum Of Sex - go to a restaurant, retire to the bathroom, take off your panties and put them on your date's plate. **
Oh yes ladies that's so adventurous! "Adventurous ladies" make my laugh, they all think they're Angelia Jolie in "Tomb Raider". It's utterly pathetic how they try to talk about how they "live life to the fullest" and all that crap. It's just an excuse they give for going up with negro wannabe jackasses and then complain about how all men are jerks. Well when you sleep with :dung: don't complain that all you get is :dung: in return. Yet for some reason women today find that "sexy". Am I the only person who find something wrong with this logic, that you should be attracted to a person that treats you like :dung: ?
2003-09-14 21:24 | User Profile
**Nah Ed.
Your technique is solid. She probably just didn't like white. Next time wear briefs with soft pastel tones. **
Oklahomaman -- I got a good laugh out of that one!
2003-10-05 03:54 | User Profile
[QUOTE=perun1201]Oh yes ladies that's so adventurous! "Adventurous ladies" make my laugh, they all think they're Angelia Jolie in "Tomb Raider". It's utterly pathetic how they try to talk about how they "live life to the fullest" and all that crap. It's just an excuse they give for going up with negro wannabe jackasses and then complain about how all men are jerks. Well when you sleep with :dung: don't complain that all you get is :dung: in return. Yet for some reason women today find that "sexy". Am I the only person who find something wrong with this logic, that you should be attracted to a person that treats you like :dung: ?[/QUOTE]
You have a lot to learn about women. Here's a hint, they like to be dominated. You have to show them that you are a dominant male who doesn't care what anyone thinks of you. And they sure as hell aren't logical.
2003-10-05 11:32 | User Profile
[QUOTE]Tips were given on going out to a restaurant and, after you order your food, go to the bathroom, take off your panties and then put them on his plate....and a recommendation on making eye contact with one's partner during oral sex. [/QUOTE]
Call me decadent, but that's always kept [I]my [/I] interest from waning! But then the waitress comes back with the drinks and the moment's ruined.
2003-10-05 12:24 | User Profile
[QUOTE=W.R.I.T.O.S]You have a lot to learn about women. Here's a hint, they like to be dominated. You have to show them that you are a dominant male who doesn't care what anyone thinks of you. And they sure as hell aren't logical.[/QUOTE]
I know full well that women like to dominated, I'm just not a jackass when I put my foot down. American women these days have really perverted masochistic desires towards men. They literally want a man who will definately break their heart. I'm sorry but stable families and stable societies cannot be built on this perverted sense of "love".
Now I seem to get along very well with women from Eastern Europe(who are far more beautiful and charming than any American girl these days). So I don't think the issue here is that I don't understand women.
2003-10-13 16:25 | User Profile
[QUOTE=perun1201]Oh yes ladies that's so adventurous! "Adventurous ladies" make my laugh, they all think they're Angelia Jolie in "Tomb Raider". It's utterly pathetic how they try to talk about how they "live life to the fullest" and all that crap. It's just an excuse they give for going up with negro wannabe jackasses and then complain about how all men are jerks. Well when you sleep with :dung: don't complain that all you get is :dung: in return. Yet for some reason women today find that "sexy". Am I the only person who find something wrong with this logic, that you should be attracted to a person that treats you like :dung: ?[/QUOTE]
It's the classic stupid pattern. A lot of women like to completely ignore "nice guys" ([img]http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/angel2.gif[/img]) marry :twisted: and then expect that the power of her "love" and a wedding band will mystically transform him from :twisted: to [img]http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/angel2.gif[/img].... of course :twisted: remains the same guy she chose to marry instead of [img]http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/angel2.gif[/img] and she gets mad. On top of this, she'll then start proclaiming that all men are :twisted:! Amazing!
2003-10-13 17:41 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Edana]It's the classic stupid pattern. A lot of women like to completely ignore "nice guys" ([img]http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/angel2.gif[/img]) marry :twisted: and then expect that the power of her "love" and a wedding band will mystically transform him from :twisted: to [img]http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/angel2.gif[/img].... of course :twisted: remains the same guy she chose to marry instead of [img]http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/angel2.gif[/img] and she gets mad. On top of this, she'll then start proclaiming that all men are :twisted:! Amazing![/QUOTE]
:lol: my thoughts exactly! Women these days are pathetic! :lol:
2003-10-13 18:01 | User Profile
I married [img]http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/angel2.gif[/img] and it was the best decision of my life. The twits can keep the :dung:
2003-10-13 18:07 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Edana]I married [img]http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/angel2.gif[/img] and it was the best decision of my life. The twits can keep the :dung:[/QUOTE]
Well thats good to hear! :)
Sadly all my attempts to find love always turn into unrequited love affairs. :cry: