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2003-08-10 18:54 | User Profile
[SIZE=7]Oh Boy! Can I Watch? Pant! Pant! Pant![SIZE]
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Tom Chittum August 8 2003
This week's winner of the coveted Sgt. Skull Hearts and Minds Award is Mr. Robert G. Williscroft, who is a "senior editor" at the "Soldiers For The Truth" web site. Mr. Williscroft wants to behead Iraqi "terrorists" and place their heads on poles in downtown
Baghdad on public display. He even offered to spike Saddam's head himself. I suppose he wanted to demonstrate that he is no rear-echelon wimp.
"We should talk to them in a language that they invented, one that they understand completely. We should have beheaded Saddam's monster sons, and placed their pigskin-draped heads atop long poles in the center of Baghdad. Then, one by one, as we capture other high-ranking members of the old regime, their pigskin-draped heads should join the rotting heads of the Hussein brothers. When we capture known terrorists, before we remove their heads, we should also subject them to intense pain for as long as possible, and broadcast their mortification to the entire Islamic world. We aren't dealing with rocket scientists here. When these primitive Bozos understand unequivocally that we absolutely will not tolerate terrorism, then we save American lives, possibly by the thousands. So, Mr. President, Mr. Defense Secretary: Off with their heads ââ¬Â¦."
Oh! Boy! Oh! Boy! Can I watch, Mr. Williscroft? Can I? Can I? Oh pretty please Mr. Williscroft, I just gotta watch. Pant! Pant! Pant! Humpa! Humpa! Humpa! Never mind what I'm doing, Mr. Williscroft, just keep gouging the eyeballs outta that primitive bozo. Pant! Pant! Pant! Humpa! Humpa Humpa!
According to an article in the June 11th. Washington Times, and later reported on by the "Soldiers for The Truth" web site:
A US Marine sergeant gave birth to a 7 pound baby boy on the USS Boxer, on May 23. Both sarge and the baby are doing fine.
At the time, the USS Boxer was on station in the Persian Gulf, assisting our Glorious Imperial Legions in subduing the Barbarians in the Teutenberg Forest. This is probably the first time an American ... er ... military person has given birth in a combat zone. You can help yourself to all the amazing details at the link above.
Dispatches from the Iraqi Front bring the startling news that many female members of our Glorious Imperial Legions are getting pregnant to get a ticket home. Gasp! Well, there's no use in blaming some patsy in the Chain of Imperial Command, because obviously nobody could have foreseen this incredible development. There's more. It seems some of our Mallards are fed up with their sitting-duck patrols, and have decided to migrate.
BAGHDAD, July 27 - U.S. soldiers in Iraq are escaping from Iraq under the guise of Kurdish citizens, wearing the famous Iraqi and Arab al-Dashdasha (loose headdress ... Saeed al-Aidany, a galabia (gown) seller, said, "We were surprised at the very beginning to see a lot of U.S. soldiers buying al-Dashdasha, but it came to our knowledge that they used it as a camouflage to make their escape to Gulf states". Aidany further claimed that U.S. soldiers were also seen buying Kurdish costumes to make their way to Turkey through northern Iraq. Abdul Amir al-Hasnawi, a truck driver, alleged he helped two U.S. soldiers escape to Kuwait. "Two Black U.S. soldiers arrived in Basra through a Christian go-between from Baghdad, who used to work as a translator with the Americans. They were in jeans and I smuggled them to Kuwait in return for $450 each," Hasnawi told IOL. Kazem al-Badri, a taxi driver, claimed that cab and truck drivers nowadays are testing the pulse of search themselves or through go-betweens for U.S. soldiers who want to escape from the war-scarred country in return for bucks. 'It is not a rumor or an Iraqi propaganda but it is a fact, because I myself know a lot of drivers who helped U.S. soldiers escape from Iraq,' Badri insisted, adding that smuggling rates hit first a mind-boggling $5,000 for each soldier but were not put down to $500.
Sgt. Skull wishes good flying weather to all you unhappy Daffys in Iraq. Still, I can't recommend this solution because you're more likely to wind up with a bullet in the back of your head and dumped behind some sand dune.
There is another way of getting a ticket out. I mentioned in a previous column that grunts in Vietnam regularly shot themselves in the foot. Isn't it amazing that we've not heard a single report of any self-inflicted injuries to avoid combat? And isn't it amazing that we've not heard of a single case of Vietnam-style "combat refusals" yet? A few columns back, I predicted that entire units in Iraq will mutiny. The latest web rumor in the form of a leaked establishment media memo quotes a "Pentagon source" as predicting "open mutiny" among our Glorious Imperial Legions in Iraq.
"Serious growing unrest in the troops coupled with very low morale, growing death tolls, lack of rotation, real fear of being fatally attacked are all leading to a situation that our Pentagon source informs us could actually erupt into open mutiny."
If anyone still thinks nothing there's nothing fishy about 911, take a gander at this next link.
"Internet message boards run by Yahoo and Lycos are becoming a popular avenue for Islamic holy warriors searching the globe for a jihad in which to offer their lives to Allah as "martyrs." Terrorism experts and intelligence officials say the online forums, hosted in the United Kingdom, offer a relatively secure method for recruits logging in from cybercafes and home computers to connect with jihad leaders, reported Wired magazine."
"Hosted in London," indeed! Aren't those British tolerant chaps? If our Glorious Imperial Legions can't manufacture enough resistance with their midnight Mossad-style night-stalker raids in Iraq, our British cousins in MI6 can always recruit plenty more duck hunters via the internet.
Turn over a rock and you'll find a limey. London is Terror Central, and always has been. Check this next link.
"RABAT, Morocco (AP) - Two British men have been detained in Morocco as part of a sweep of Islamic militants following a series of suicide bombings in Casablanca that killed 32 bystanders, officials in Britain and Morocco said. Anthony Perry Jensen, 37, and businessman Abdellatif Merroun, 42, were held on suspicion of having ties to a clandestine network of Islamic extremists known as the Salafiya Jihadia, a Moroccan source close to the investigation told The Associated Press. Jensen, who converted to Islam in the early 1990s, is married to a Moroccan woman, the source said, on condition of anonymity. Jensen allegedly has traveled to Afghanistan, Pakistan, Azerbaijan and Georgia and has ties to Islamic fighters, the source said. He is being held in a prison in the city of Fez. Merroun is married to a British citizen and lives in the northern Morocco city of Tangiers, according to the source."
And here's another hot web rumor. Sherman Skolnick claims that the Pentagon brass have taken from Beloved Emperor Bonehead the little nuclear code briefcase known as "the football," that allows the possesor to launch nuclear attacks. Let's hope so. There's more. Skolnick claims that a coup is in the works.
"Top Democrats contend that Bush seeks to arrest Gore with Graham and an unnamed General for plotting to arrest Bush as a traitor. Bush may sidestep this opposition military group by a fake supposed terrorist attack. This is why some of the top brass at the Pentagon have apparently divested Bush of all authority."
And here's a sign of just how desperate the Pentagon is for warm bodies. They're calling up discharged veterans who aren't even in the reserves or national guard.
"Army Capt. Richard Hinman says he's a "draftee" serving in a volunteer army. Think about it, says Hinman. The West Point graduate, who left the military in 1999, didn't want to go to Iraq and Kuwait. But he got his orders on Feb. 8 and was sent overseas in May. "I wanted to get out of this kicking-in-doors-with-guns kind of thing," said Hinman, who was looking forward to more time with his two children but is now serving at Camp Doha, Kuwait. "It was a real surprise." And a shock, Hinman said in a telephone interview from Kuwait, because he was so unprepared. Even his old uniforms had been thrown away. Hinman is an Individual Ready Reservist, one of about 300,000 former service members available for active duty in a time of crisis, according to the Pentagon. Each year, as thousands of military personnel finish their terms of active duty, they are placed on IRR status for a period that varies according to agreements they signed when they joined the service. In some cases, a person on IRR status can be called up as many as 10 years after departure from the armed forces, the Pentagon says. Although many people on IRR are never called back, the Department of Defense is relying on them more heavily as operations in Iraq, Afghanistan, and elsewhere stretch the military's manpower. And Hinman, who was enjoying civilian life, is returning to a life he had hoped to leave behind."
And the American army is breaking down fast, a lot faster than even this old Vietnam-era cynic thought it would. The grunts have wised up and are stealing from Iraqis left and right.
"I was carrying 750,000 Iraqi dinars (one dollar equals some 1300 dinars) inside a plastic bag. I was on my way to a friend of mine to buy a second-hand small car to use it in transferring the products of my farmland to the customers. But U.S. soldiers spotted me and frisked me," Hussein Abdul Gabar, an Iraqi breadwinner and owner of a farmland, told IslamOnline.net correspondent. "Once his eyes spotted the cash, one U.S. soldier extracted them and ordered me to leave the placeââ¬Â¦But when I complained and told him that this was my money, he told me bluntly: 'Go away," pointing his gun at me, he said. They, in fact, are not hesitant about killing anyone under the pretext that he was a Baathist or a loyalist to (toppled Iraqi president) Saddam Hussein," he added. e went on: "It was breaking my heart to see the soldier sharing my money with his fellowmen who were waiting for him in a nearby tank, with their faces creased into broad smiles. ... "U.S. soldiers stormed into my house at night, turned it upside down and stole $2500, one million dinars in addition to some of my daughters' jewels," she told IOL. The seven soldiers ordered us to lie prone with their weapons pointing at out necks as if we were sheepââ¬Â¦four of them scoured the house for more than one hour. They were heedless to the fact that we are women and home alone.
"Once they left, my daughters and I found out that they had stolen our jewels and the money we saved and used them to eke out a living until their father finds a job," she added."
The guys in Iraq may as well have some fun while they can, because they're all dead, they just don't know it yet. One medical officer of our Glorious Imperial Legions reported that 30% of his crew that attempted to clean up depleted uranium from the first Gulf War are now dead. That's D-E-A-D as in DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.
"Rokke and his cleanup team were issued only flimsy dust masks for their dangerous work. Of the 100 people on Rokke's decontamination team, 30 have already "dropped dead." Rokke himself is ill with radiation damage to lungs and kidneys. He has brain lesions, skin pustules, chronic fatigue, continual wheezing and painful fibromyalgia. Rokke warns that anyone exposed to DU should have adequate respiratory protection and special coveralls to protect their clothing because, he says, you can't get uranium particles off your clothing." And now let's have a peek at some DU victims, courtesy of a Moslem web site. Warning: These pictures are totally repulsive, no kidding.
Extreme Depleted Uranium Catastrophe
The brass can't keep a lid on this much longer. The wives of the soldiers will go totally ape, and there will be mutiny. It won't be like the first Gulf War. This time all the facts about depleted uranium are available via the web. A column or so back, I predicted that the Iraqi Resistance would drive our military back into their firebases and take them under siege when our killed in action rate reached two per day and stayed there for two years.
The walking dead of our Glorious Imperial Legions won't last that long. The wheels are coming off so fast that a year from now our guys will be driven out of the cities and will be under siege in their firebases, and that's about the best they can hope for. More likely, they'll either mutiny or they'll be driven out of Iraq altogether before this date next year. I don't care what our casualty rate is, because it is now effectively 100% due to depleted uranium.
Has anyone else noticed that we're a lot like Iraq? Think about it. Both economies have been destroyed, or nearly so. Both of our armies are either destroyed, or are in the process of being destroyed. Iraq is sliding down into total social chaos, and we'll be right behind them when we get kicked out of Iraq and the dollar tanks. Keep an eye on Los Angeles! We'll surely wind up in a full-blown depression as a result of this insane war of aggression, a war we will surely lose. All we can salvage is our army, or what's left of it.
2003-08-10 22:13 | User Profile
one can only hope.