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Thread ID: 7733 | Posts: 20 | Started: 2003-07-01
2003-07-01 00:23 | User Profile
Hollywood's Dog's Why do people think they are pretty?
**Jennifer Lopez-Yuck!!!!
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Tori Spelling
Mariah Carey
Halle Barry
Cindy Crawford
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Sandra Bullock
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Julia Roberts
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Who would you add to the list???
2003-07-01 00:33 | User Profile
Julia Roberts was the "it" girl of the early 90's. I never thought she was pretty, and I never understood the media's public drooling over her.
Jennifer Lopez is the "it" girl of the early 00's because she's Latin, and Latins are the new "dreamy" ideal according to the Media.
2003-07-01 04:02 | User Profile
The director Howard Hawks said that either the camera likes a person, or it doesn't. He related that he gave a screen test to the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, but she didn't film well.
I suspect people who film well have striking or overlarge features which catch the attention in a movie, but which may look bizarre in person. That may explain the attraction of the amazingly odd-looking Julia Roberts.
2003-07-01 05:55 | User Profile
They're all flea-scratchers except Carey. As mulatresses go, she's about as good as it gets (far better than Nappy Halle). Still, when you look closely, the nigra taint is evident, especially in her oversized teeth.
High yellers like Mariah represent a great danger to the White gene pool. Many are the MTV-raised wigger boyz who would jump at the chance to bed one like her. Hell, look at Mottola & Eminem.
As for that hideous lantern-jawed JAP Tori Spelling, it think it's Jay Leno in drag. You know that camel face would never have gotten a job if not for Daddy.
2003-07-01 06:45 | User Profile
Tori Spelling looks like a Jack O' Lantern on a pin. Her and her father's claims of her having to "audition" for Beverly Hills 90210 are one of my favorite Hollywood b.s. stories. Most of these women blew the right guy at the right time. Simple as that.
2003-07-01 11:58 | User Profile
Most attractive women in Hollywood (this category does not include half the women listed above) are so because they wear a ton of makeup, applied by talented homosexuals. Ever see some of these stars without their makeup on? By and large they're hideous.
2003-07-01 13:48 | User Profile
Julia Roberts has an enormous mouth filled with sharklike teeth. I wouldn't go so far as to call her a dog, but she's no paragon of beauty.
Without her unibrow, the nose she was born with, the breasts she was born with, and with the help of expert makeup and lighting, Halle Berry isn't bad.
Mariah Carey is a dog. It takes a real expert to make that one look good.
2003-07-01 14:09 | User Profile
*Originally posted by Drakmal@Jul 1 2003, 05:58 * ** Most attractive women in Hollywood (this category does not include half the women listed above) are so because they wear a ton of makeup, applied by talented homosexuals. Ever see some of these stars without their makeup on? By and large they're hideous. **
I read about how Cameron Diaz has a severe acne problem, which is concealed by makeup, but [url=http://www.tvweek.com/technology/052603swann.html]revealed by HDTV[/url].
[SIZE=1]They say some stars [url=http://www.tvpredictions.com/thelist.html]look better in HDTV, others look worse.[/url][/SIZE]
2003-07-01 15:02 | User Profile
*Originally posted by Raider of Arks@Jul 1 2003, 07:48 * ** Julia Roberts has [u]an enormous mouth filled with sharklike teeth.[/u] I wouldn't go so far as to call her a dog, but she's no paragon of beauty. **
:lol:
Hilary Swank is another one.
[img]http://www.terra.com.br/istoegente/134/fotos/mundo_hilary.jpg[/img] [SIZE=1]"...but these moments are few and not as distracting as, say, Hillary Swank's horseteeth. How the fck did they get those things into her mouth? I imagine it was a process similar to getting a ship into a bottle."*--[url=http://www.bigempire.com/filthy/insomnia.html]The Filthy Critic[/url][/SIZE]
I usually try to avoid threads like this, since one man's "dog" is another man's "goddess," but I have to add Sarah Jessica Parker (jew?) to the list of "hollywood's dogs." (sorry, Matthew B.)
[img]http://www.wallsoffame.com/assets/images/3_28_parker.jpg[/img]
2003-07-01 17:35 | User Profile
[url=http://www.nightworks.de/ricci/]Christina Ricci[/url] is unarguably the ugliest white woman in Hollywood today. Her bulbous, distorted forehead and bulgy eyes give me the creeps. I refuse to watch any movie this freakshow is in.
Strangely, I know people who think she is extremely beautiful - but I can't see it. Yuck!!
2003-07-01 17:49 | User Profile
Christina Ricci is unarguably the ugliest white woman in Hollywood today. [u]Her bulbous, distorted forehead and bulgy eyes give me the creeps.[/u] I refuse to watch any movie this freakshow is in.
Yes, which is why she was perfect as Wednesday in The Addams Family movies.
Strangely, I know people who think she is extremely beautiful - but I can't see it. Yuck!!
The thing(s) most men find "extremely beautiful" about her are her big hooters. :naughty:
2003-07-01 17:56 | User Profile
Did anyone mention another ugly dog, Drew Barrymore?
Sarah Jessica Parker does look like a mean rat-faced animal.
2003-07-01 18:26 | User Profile
*Originally posted by madrussian@Jul 1 2003, 11:56 * ** Did anyone mention another ugly dog, Drew Barrymore? **
Yeah, I never thought she was hot either. Hell, even Tom Green dumped her.
[SIZE=2]Lousy actress, too.[/SIZE]
2003-07-01 18:28 | User Profile
What's the recipe for becoming a starlet in Hollywood? Isn't either be connected, or give blowjobs to the right people?
2003-07-01 18:54 | User Profile
Streisand [img]http://budzsack.com/pop%20culture/no%20make%20up%20celebrities/bigimages/uglybarbarastreisand1[budzsack.com].jpg[/img]
Goldie [img]http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ghawn2.jpg[/img]
Sharon Stone [img]http://budzsack.com/pop%20culture/no%20make%20up%20celebrities/bigimages/uglysharonstone1[budzsack.com].jpg[/img]
Linda Evangelista [img]http://budzsack.com/pop%20culture/no%20make%20up%20celebrities/bigimages/uglylindaevangelista1[budzsack.com].jpg[/img]
Melanie Griffith [img]http://budzsack.com/pop%20culture/no%20make%20up%20celebrities/bigimages/uglymelaniegriffith1[budzsack.com].jpg[/img]
2003-07-01 19:07 | User Profile
il ragno I deliberately flaunt my ignorance of our Hollywood elite and do so proudly. However, there is one question I have and suspect you are the man to ask.
Did Barbra Streisand perform the skin flute in that long neglected epic or was that someone else?
2003-07-01 19:31 | User Profile
Honestly, I haven't a clue. For the guy's sake, I hope not.
2003-07-05 06:27 | User Profile
I'm sick and tired of hearing about Halle Berry being hot(I'm sick of hearing about her altogether). She can't act worth :dung: , and I hate women with short hair as if trying to look like a man. Any woman with hair shorter than at least their chin is ugly as hell in my humble opinion.
I'd also add Brittney Murphy(who stars in "Just Married" and plays a slut in "8 mile").
I'd also add Goldie Hawn's daughter Kate Hudson, whose latest film "Alex and Emma" has been a flop. [url=http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1808438656&cf=info&intl=us]http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=18084...cf=info&intl=us[/url]
2003-07-05 06:38 | User Profile
I don't think a lot of those named are pretty and don't know why others think otherwise. The one woman who I think is pretty or cute is Meg Ryan.
As far as Halle Berry goes, I'm tired of hearing about her as well. I can't stand her.
2003-07-10 01:05 | User Profile
Gillian Anderson is the most beautiful woman on TV (or at least in her younger years)