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Thread ID: 7599 | Posts: 4 | Started: 2003-06-24
2003-06-24 17:50 | User Profile
Reading this today gave me an idea. Why doesn't a dedicated White nationalist land a pie tin filled with whipped cream in the face of one of our enemies? The presiident of UMich standing up and hailing the recent Supreme Court decision looked like a tempting target. Call it "the White pie treatment." Sure, you'd be charged with assault. Maybe. But why not? The left has a lot of fun with their causes, why shouldn't we?
Activists Spray KFC Chief With Fake Blood, Feathers
POSTED: 9:46 a.m. EDT June 24, 2003
FRANKFURT, Germany -- The head of the company that owns KFC got an unwelcome reception as he opened a new restaurant Monday in the German city of Garbsen.
Animal rights activists sprayed fake blood and threw chicken feathers on YUM! Brands Chief Executive David Novak.
The protest was aimed at raising attention to what activists from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals called KFC's cruelty to chickens during the raising, transport and slaughter of the animals.
The company called for the perpetrators to be prosecuted, calling it "an act of corporate terrorism."
2003-06-24 21:31 | User Profile
Actually, the Left used to use this very tactic. In the '70s, a Yippie called the Pieman (I think his real name was Aaron Kellner or something like that; a J*W, of course) became famous for it as an example of "Groucho Marxism". Oddly, he never went after any big targets that I recall, just some Hindu guru and maybe a politician. Technically, an assault with a custard pie is every bit the assault as one with a knife, but I don't think Kellner ever did any serious time, because who's gonna send a guy to jail for slapstick comedy (especially when he was a prvileged Chosenite)? You can bet that Pieman's apparently spontaneous and surrealistic guerilla theater was well thought out and he had some slick, Jew pinko lawyer's number primed in advance, but so what?
I have long thought that we should apply the principles of judo to our struggle and use leftist tactics against them. Beating up minorities only back fires in their favor, pieing say, Jesse Jackson or Alan Dershowitz, makes them lose, uh, face. Albeit in the long run, it's no real solution.
2003-06-25 20:15 | User Profile
Of course, it would just add a dash of robust fun to what's seen as a grim and evil cause by most Americans. P.J. O'Rourke made conservatism funny, we need to make WN funny.
2003-06-25 22:00 | User Profile
Indeed, and I tried to do add a humorous slant to WN on my now disabled website, www.soalrcross.com. I still dream of a webTV WN version of Saturday Night Live. I contend that entertainment (such as Jewish stand-up comedians) did us as much damage as did legislation and academia, and long to return the favor. Unfortunately, this is something many WNs and paleos fail to understand. On the other hand, unlike the zhid Yippie Pieman, I'm sure that a WN prankster who lobbed a lemon meringue in, say, Steven Spielberg's puss would be charged with a hate crime once his identity and motive were discovered.