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Thread ID: 7388 | Posts: 23 | Started: 2003-06-16
2003-06-16 00:37 | User Profile
Sat Jun 14, 3:29 PM ET
Sue McGuire fo' KCBS-740 AM
(KCBS)--Investigators iz trying ta figure out da circumstances surrounding da po-po killing o' uh 16-year-old boy who wuz allegedly trying ta rob an undercover Richmond Police officer wiff uh toy gat.
Two detectives smok'd Robert Roy Freeman late Thursday night.
Richmond Police Lt. Mike Pon tells KPIX Channel 5, one o' da officers wuz posing as uh pizza deliveryman cuz o' uh string o' 12 armed robberies o' pizza deliveries since January.
The officer wuz walking toward uh crib when da boy, wearing uh hood, pulled out what looked like uh gat an' demanded money. "The barrel has been hollowed out ta depict dat it wuz uh real gat," said Lt. Pon.
The officer smok'd da boy an' another officer waiting nearby also fired.
Lt. Pon says da officers felt they lives wuz in danger.
Police iz investigating whether da boy wuz responsible fo' da 12 other robberies.
The boy'suncle told Channel 5 he thinks da boy wuz trying ta git away when he wuz smok'd.
The officers gots been placed on administrative jet.
(Copyright 2003 KCBS. All rights reserved.)
2003-06-16 02:03 | User Profile
The newz in ebonics. I like it. :lol:
That poor child. Killed in the prime of his life. :crybaby:
I'm sure over at LF, there are posts like, "Those evil, jack-booted, statist, thugs! They had no right to do this! Why, they could've just read some Ayn Rand, or some of OWK's posts, to him. That would've put him to sleep, then they could've arrested him without any violence."
When are these cops gonna learn to only shoot White people? It's not fair, I tells ya! White people need to start committing more violent crimes, so cops can shoot them.
2003-06-16 22:38 | User Profile
**White people need to start committing more violent crimes, so cops can shoot them. **
No opportunity! Richmond is right up their near Oakland, outside of a few thousand "hispanic" Raider fans, no white people to commit crimes.
2003-06-17 05:06 | User Profile
Well Known Oakland Dancer Killed in Car Crash Mon Jun 16, 8:16 PM ET
David Mills
The Oakland arts community iz mourning da death o' Congolese dancer Malonga Casquelourd.
The 55-year-old dancer, drummer, an' teacher wuz ganked 2am Sunday morning, when uh 64 going da wrong way on uh one-way street in Oakland hit his64 head-on.
Police arrested Martin Burgermyer, 35, o' Oakland. They say Burgermyer wuz rollin' fucked-up at da tyme o' da crash.
For mo' Bay Area news an' 411, visit kpix.com an' www.kcbs.com.
what 'chew thinking man?
2003-06-17 05:07 | User Profile
Oakland Police Search fo' Answers in Deadly Beating Mon Jun 16, 7:43 PM ET
David Mills
Oakland po-po wuz trying ta identify uh nig who wuz beaten ta death Sunday night.
Monday, dey had nahh suspects an' little 411.
"We iz looking fo' witnesses ta come forward, so we's can ascertain what happened," said Danielle Ashford o' da Oakland Police Department.
The attack took place at 9pm on da 3000 block o' East 12th St. Police say da victim wuz uh Hispanic nig in his late 40s. He wuz reportedly beaten by uh group o' other Hispanic men.
For mo' Bay Area news an' 411, visit kpix.com an' www.kcbs.com.
peep this sh*t
2003-06-17 05:10 | User Profile
New School Chief Walks da Halls in Oakland Mon Jun 16, 4:34 PM ET
The PIXPage Staff
A new chief iz on da job at Oakland schools.
New Administrator Appointed fo' Oakland Schools
The state-appointed administrator walked da halls Monday, jivin' about what he hopes ta accomplish in da biggest skoo district takeover in state history. Randolph Ward takes over as part o' uh $100 million bailout from da state.
"This iz not uh one-man show. This will take uh team, an' it'sonly through teamwork dat we's will be able ta git by dis here unprecedented type o' challenge," Ward said. "There will be difficult decisions dat need ta be made in da future, but I be confident dat if we's keep our peeps on da prize dat we's will git dere."
Much o' Oakland'sfinancial problems stem from an over-estimation o' students in da district. Hundreds o' teachers gots been laid off, but da system still has about $30 million left ta cut from next year'sbudget just ta balance it.
Test scores gots been improving, but dey iz still below da national average. About half o' Oakland'sstudents iz in schools dat rank in da lowest 20% in da state.
For mo' Bay Area news an' 411, visit kpix.com an' www.kcbs.com. peep this sh*t
2003-06-18 03:02 | User Profile
Attack Kills Two in Richmond
Tue Jun 17, 4:16 PM ET
The PIXPage Staff
Two fatal shootings in Richmond overnight brought da total murders in da city ta 19 so far dis here year.
Police said dey wuz outraged at da callousness o' Monday night'sattack. About 8:30pm, po-po arrived at da Triangle Court housing complex ta find uh nig an' uh biotch both smok'd ta death inside uh `64. Another biotch wuz found nearby, critically injured. She wuz trying ta crawl away from da scene but she didn't git too far, po-po say, cuz da gunman wasn't finished yet.
"Chasing da victim down an' then standing over her an' repeatedly shooting her -- dat'sda act o' uh coward," said Lt. Johan Simon o' da Richmond Police Department.
Neighbors said neither da victims nor da `64 looked familiar. Police said dey had nahh suspects, an' only uh few leads.
The city o' Richmond recorded 29 murders in all o' last year, uh marked comparison ta da 19 killings so far in 2003. Police gots teamed up wiff da sheriff'sdepartment an' da district attorney fo' comprehensive law enforcement.
"We're going ta be increasing our traffic enforcement. We believe dere iz uh nexus between cars an' peeps wiff guns," said Richmond Police Chief Joseph Samuels. "There'sjust too many damn guns on da street in da hands o' too many irresponsible peeps."
For mo' Bay Area news an' 411, visit kpix.com an' www.kcbs.com.
Ya' dig?
2003-06-18 03:15 | User Profile
Madrussian, I dig your accurate translations of news stories. You got skillz. :th:
2003-06-18 03:16 | User Profile
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2003-06-18 03:23 | User Profile
[url=http://www.atlantaga.com/ebonics.htm]http://www.atlantaga.com/ebonics.htm[/url] :lol:
2003-06-18 03:32 | User Profile
What if the original is piped through several ebonics translators? Yo buss dis, the last article ebonified one more time by yo' translator:
Attack Kills Two in Richmon' Tue Jun 17, 4:16 PM ET De PIXPage Staff
Two fatal shootins in Richmon' overnight brung da total murders in da city ta 19 so far dis here year. See what I'm sayin?
po'lease said dey wuz outraged at da callousness o' Monday night'sattack. 'bout8:30pm, po-po arrived at da Triangle Court housin complex ta fin' uh nig an' uh biotch both smok'd ta death inside uh `64. Anothuh biotch wuz foun' nearby, critically injured. She wuz tryin ta crawl away from da scene but she didn't git too far, po-po say, cuz da gunman wuzn't finished yet.
"Chasin da victim down an' den standin ovuh huh an' agin an agin shootin huh -- dat'sda act o' uh coward," said Lt. Johan Simon o' da Richmon' po'lease Department.
Neighbors said neithuh da victims nor da `64 lookded familiar. See what I'm sayin? po'lease said dey had nahh suspects, an' only uh few leads.
De city o' Richmon' recorded 29 murders in all o' las year, uh marked comparison ta da 19 killins so far in 2003. po'lease getss teamed up wiff da sheriff'sdepartment an' da diskrict attorney fo' comprehensive law enforcement.
"We're goin ta be increasin our traffic enforcement. We believe dere iz uh nexus between cars an' peeps wiff guns," said Richmon' po'lease Chief Joseph Samuels. "Dere'sjus too many damn guns on da skreet in da hands o' too many irduty peeps."
fuh mo' Bay Area news an' 411, visit kpix.com an' www.kcbs.com. Ya' dig? Sheeit!
2003-06-18 03:34 | User Profile
*Originally posted by madrussian@Jun 17 2003, 19:32 * ** What if the original is piped through several ebonics translators? Yo buss dis, the last article ebonified one more time by yo' translator:
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Two minds on a single beam. That was exactly why I posted the site. Hoo-hah! :lol:
2003-06-18 03:38 | User Profile
Yo buss dis. De true image uh de American homey Sheeit!
2003-06-18 03:41 | User Profile
Yer killin' me. :D
2003-06-18 20:27 | User Profile
Yo buss dis.
Witness in Riders Case Killed in Oakland
De PIXPage Staff
A teenage witness who testified a guens da Oaklan' po-po officers knows as da Riders wuz ganked in uh carjackin Tuesday.
Matthew Watson, 19, wuz smok'd an' ganked as someone jacked his Cadillac on da conah o' Chestuh an' 3rd in Oakland.
Watson had received uh six-figua settlement in da Oaklan' po-po scandal. He took da stan' a guens da tree officers who iz accuset o' plantin evidence, beatin up suspects, an' falsifyin po-po reports.
fuh mo' Bay Area news an' 411, visit kpix.com an' www.kcbs.com. an ain't make me pull mah gat! Sheeit!
2003-06-20 20:00 | User Profile
Police Search fo' Home Invasion Suspects in San Jose 41 minutes ago
The PIXPage Staff
San Jose po-po asked fo' da public'she`p Friday in finding da suspects in uh series o' violent home invasions.
Investigators say as many as four incidents gots occurred since da end o' May. In one instance, da suspects beat da residents 'bfoe robbing da home an' fleeing da scene.
"They're brutal," said Catherine Unger o' da San Jose Police Department. "In one case, da victim wuz 72 years old... They viciously beat her."
Police say da suspects iz two negroid males, between da ages o' 20 an' 30. One suspect iz about 5'7" an' 170 lbs. an' da other iz about 6'2" an' 180 lbs. They wore hooded sweatshirts during da robberies.
For mo' Bay Area news an' 411, visit kpix.com an' www.kcbs.com. what the f*ck sup now?
2003-06-22 21:17 | User Profile
Yo buss dis.
Sideshows Returnin ta Oaklan' Sat Jun 21, 5:26 PM ET
Sue McGuire fo' KCBS-740 AM
(KCBS)--Two cars dat Oaklan' po'lease say wuz involved in an sideshow collided Friday night sendin sevun peeps ta da hospital wiff serious injuries.
KCBS reportuh Bob Butluh in eas Oaklan' says 'roun 10:00 pm, po-po seen two cars rollin' erratically near 81s an' Macarthur Blvd.
"One o' da vehicles, uh blue Mustang an' uh red small compact '64, some how gets involved in uh high speed accident at da intersection o' 82n' an' Macarthur," said Oaklan' po'lease Lt. Mike Yoell who adds dat uh total o' sevun peeps from da cars jet ta isa hospitals.
Lt. Yoell iz concerned da sideshows iz makin uh comeback. "We wuz very successful las year in curtailin all da sideshow activity, an sh*t. We wuz very happy wiff da law makin. It hoped us out tremendously an' We be hopin dat in da futua we's can do da same type o' enforcement," he said.
De probem iz budgit reskrictions getss reduced da numbuh o' officers available ta patrol a guens da sideshows.
"What we's did las night wuz holdin ovuh our swin shift officers, uh total o' 'bout35 officers, ta try an' deal wiff da activity," added Lt. Yoell.
De drivuh o' da Mustang, identified as 25-year-old Reginald Florence o' Oaklan' iz facin criminal charges.
De drivuh o' da othuh '64 also wuz also injured.
po'lease say since Eastuh foe fatalities in Oaklan' directly related ta sideshows wuz reported.
Sideshows iz uh gatherin o' tricked out cars at where participants spin tight donuts, skreet races an' perform othuh stunts.
(Copyright 2003 by KCBS. All rights reserved.)
fuh mo' Bay Area news an' 411, visit kpix.com an' www.kcbs.com.
an ain't make me pull mah gat! Sheeit!
2003-06-25 20:02 | User Profile
Yo buss dis. Search fuh Sex Assault Suspect in SF Tue Jun 24, 9:46 PM ET
De PIXPage Staff
San Francisco po'lease wuz tryin Tuesday to fin' a homey who sexually assaulted a 15-year-old boy.
po'lease be lookin fuh an Hispanic male, 5'7" tall, 'bout250 lbs. an' 35 to 45 years old. po'lease say las April he approached a boy at a bus stop, addressed de victim by name, an' said he wuz an investigator.
po'lease believe de suspect uset dis technique to sexually assault at leas two othuh boys.
fuh mo Bay Area news an' information, visit kpix.com an' www.kcbs.com. Sheeit!
2003-06-25 20:03 | User Profile
Yo buss dis. Oaklan' young ho Caught in Gang Crossfire Wed Jun 25,12:35 PM ET
De PIXPage Staff
A young ho buyin ice cream from a skreet vendor wuz caught in de crossfire uh a gang fight in Eas Oakland.
Marcella Ochoa, 8, wuz wit huh five-year-old cousin when someone shot off a pellet gat Sunday afternoon. She wuz hit 11 times, an' two uh de pellets be still lodged in huh body.
po'lease say de pellets wuz fired as part uh a nearby gang fight. One suspect be arrested, but po'lease be lookin fuh two more.
Marcella's family said dey moved to de isa jus de day befo de shootin.
fuh mo Bay Area news an' information, visit kpix.com an' www.kcbs.com. Sheeit!
2003-06-25 20:05 | User Profile
Yo buss dis. Man Dies Aftuh Shootin at Oaklan' Restaurant Wed Jun 25,12:48 PM ET
De PIXPage Staff
A homey sittin near a window uh an Oaklan' restaurant wuz shot an' killed late Tuesday night.
po'lease say someone opened fire on de Legendary Palace in Chinada hood jus befo midnight. De victim wuz seated at table by a window.
Oaklan' po'lease wuz investigatin de killin, which dey say could be gang-related.
fuh mo Bay Area news an' information, visit kpix.com an' www.kcbs.com. Sheeit!
2003-06-26 11:41 | User Profile
Originally posted by Kurt@Jun 15 2003, 20:03 * *The newz in ebonics. I like it. :lol:
That poor child. Killed in the prime of his life. :crybaby:
I'm sure over at LF, there are posts like, "Those evil, jack-booted, statist, thugs! They had no right to do this! Why, they could've just read some Ayn Rand, or some of OWK's posts, to him. That would've put him to sleep, then they could've arrested him without any violence."
When are these cops gonna learn to only shoot White people? It's not fair, I tells ya! White people need to start committing more violent crimes, so cops can shoot them.**
No need to have posts like that at LF -- we can have one right here! ;)
I could give a crap less about some Negro thugs being shot, but I'd rather see some pigs get blown away instead. Until there's some real accountability for the actions of law enforcement, as opposed to those ridiculous internal affairs investigations, the police are the attack dogs of the ZOG enemy and the enemies of freedom. When Schumer, Feinstein, and the rest of the Zionists running the US send out the order to collect all the citizens' personal weapons, probably 90% of the police will be only too happy to comply.
2003-07-01 03:56 | User Profile
Yo buss dis :dung: Oaklan' Students git Failin Grade 2 hours, 36 minutes ago
De PIXPage Staff
Oaklan' gets uh failin grade when it comes ta da numbuh o' students who graduate wiff dey class.
Almos 40% o' foe-year students don' git dey diploma. uh da group who do graduate, only 7% getss enough credits ta be admitted ta da state university or U.C. systems. De numbers iz evun worse fo' African-American students -- only 4% graduate wiff enough class credit.
School officials say da number-one probem iz lack o' readin skills, wiff many students not readin by da third grade. Dey've commensed ta uh numbuh o' pilot programs ta try ta address da issue.
fuh mo' Bay Area news an' 411, visit kpix.com an' www.kcbs.com. you noed das right! Sheeit!
2003-07-01 04:02 | User Profile
I tried to read this thread, I can't. Knock it off with the ecoonics translator. We here enough of this :dung: in the "real" world. Let's keep things White. The novelty isn't worth the headache.