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Thread ID: 6475 | Posts: 6 | Started: 2003-05-04

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Avalanche [OP]

2003-05-04 03:50 | User Profile

There are three religious truths:

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. :th: :D

Franco

2003-05-04 06:54 | User Profile

It is important to note that White Protestant males built America. Period.

Texas Dissident

2003-05-04 08:48 | User Profile

Originally posted by Avalanche@May 3 2003, 22:50 ** 3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. **

Reminds me of the one about taking Baptists fishing. Make sure you take at least two, cause if you only take one he'll drink all the beer.

Somethin' like that. :)

Walter Yannis

2003-05-04 11:40 | User Profile

You missed:

1. Whereever you find four Catholics you're sure to find a fifth!

2. There are three things the Pope doesn't know: what the Dominicans are preaching, what the Jesuits are teaching, and how much money the Franciscans have.

Walter

weisbrot

2003-05-05 03:40 | User Profile

Why do Southern Baptists have a prohibition against sexual relations i.e. the "horizontal bop" taking place in the vertical position i.e. "standing up"?

It might lead to dancing.

Walter Yannis

2003-05-05 05:02 | User Profile

Originally posted by weisbrot@May 5 2003, 03:40 ** Why do Southern Baptists have a prohibition against sexual relations i.e. the "horizontal bop" taking place in the vertical position i.e. "standing up"?

It might lead to dancing. **

Hee hee!

Great!

Walter