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Thread ID: 5960 | Posts: 3 | Started: 2003-04-02
2003-04-02 11:50 | User Profile
Raymond Clausen sent this to me: [url=http://www.geocities.com/Pentagon/1715/clausenraymond.html]http://www.geocities.com/Pentagon/1715/cla...senraymond.html[/url]
From: "Raymond Mike Clausen, Jr._MOH" <mohbstrmc@i-55.com Rule-the-World Productions Proudly Presents . . . Now Playing on a TV Channel Near You [url=http://www.harrybrowne.org/articles/Rule-the-World.htm]http://www.harrybrowne.org/articles/Rule-the-World.htm[/url]
Operation Iraqi Freedom
Coming Attractions
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Our Apologies
We apologize that some of our previous epics ended tragically.
Operation Vietnamese Freedom didn't live up to its advance billing.
Operation Panamanian Freedom was scripted to end Panama as a drug
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Operation Iraqi Freedom: the Prequel was intended to produce an Iraqi
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Operation Afghan Freedom enabled the Taliban to come to power.
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March 31, 2003
[Note: All countries mentioned in the Coming Attractions have been accused by the U.S. government of terrorist activity or are currently designated by Freedom House as "Not free." Most of these countries engage in torture or other human-rights abuses. And you aren't pro-torture, are you?]
Harry Browne was the Libertarian Party presidential candidate in 1996 and 2000, and is now the Director of Public Policy for the American Liberty Foundation. You can read more of his articles at HarryBrowne.org.
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2003-04-02 13:53 | User Profile
*** - Don't miss the surprise twists in these productions, when members of the "Coalition of the Willing" discover they've been targeted by Rule-the-World Productions.**
Turkey is a classic case of this. Mere months ago it was a virtuous example to the world of a Muslim Democracy. Now, after exercising that democracy, it's a traitor nation.
2003-04-02 14:40 | User Profile
this list, I am surprised, is missing Operation French Freedom!
Qu'est-ce qui se passe?
Rule The World Entity must implement regime change in France because France is anti-semitic!! Oh my! They hate our "freedom"! They sympathized with S. Hussein! They can smoke all their cigarettes in any cafe, restaurant, or airport! Kill them, says trailer park Sally in Nebraska! She says we never paid France back for bombing Pearl Harbor!! They were rude to us when we visited Paris and didn't understand Anglais very well!!
Wait, but most of Europe is now considered anti-semite by the benevolent leaders of Israel and it's puppy dog The United States! Anti Semitism cannot stand they say. The whole world is wrong and has been wrong for 1,999 years about the jews!!!
Epic Productions will soon call for Operation Obliteration Mondiale. Final episode in the long series for tv viewing cattle. They call the last episode "Endgame" because your tv will self-destruct after this show. Advertisers are scrambling for commercial time. I hear the spots just before final blast, Time Warner will seek $10 billion for 7 second ad. I think Dixie Chicks are interested. They will play their newest video hit "Go F*ck Your Own Bush"
C'est dommage de dire ces choses mais c'est vraiment possible!