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Thread ID: 5467 | Posts: 2 | Started: 2003-03-10
2003-03-10 21:01 | User Profile
3-5-03
Martin Sheen and the Hollywood bigshots [satire]
Martin Sheen, actor:
"I don't understand it -- I just don't understand it! I protest against all sorts of things: homelessness, the Republicans, liverwurst, you name it. And each time, the Hollywood bigshots say nothing about my actions. Nothing!
"Now, when I protest against the upcoming war on Iraq -- you know, that country near Israel -- suddenly the Hollywood bosses get mad. What is going on? I mean, all of the big Tinseltown bosses are on my case: Jacob Goldberg, Sol Weinstein, Hal Baumnik, Joe Feldberg, Mo Greenwitz, Sam Sheinbeinfein, Israel Bloom, Rich Rosenkrantz, Melvin Molinsky, Larry Goldfarb, Dave Silver, Steve Gold, Ruben Feldman, Paul Mitniklin, Tim Blumenthal -- all of them! Jeez....I just don't get it...maybe I'll ask my accountant, Ken Steinowitz, if he knows why they are all turning against me..."
2003-03-11 00:53 | User Profile
Sheen is a good liberal boy. He would probably rather cut off his own gonads that learn a harsh lesson about the true nature of Jews from this.