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Thread ID: 5038 | Posts: 3 | Started: 2003-02-15
2003-02-15 22:56 | User Profile
2-15-03
President's Day [but don't mention their names]
President's Day is the third Monday in February. It celebrates two American presidents: George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.
Are you wondering why these two men do not have a holiday that mentions their names? Do you wonder why a Black Marxist named Martin Luther King, Jr. has a holiday that mentions him by name, but the father of our country does not?
Well, it's good that you don't wonder, because that would be "hate." Really. If you doubt our claim, just ask any major Jewish organization that pushes "hate crime" laws monthly -- they will tell you!
Now go back to eating your Cheetos, and stop being a hater.
2003-02-15 23:38 | User Profile
Even better, a lot of univerities have MLK off, but not Presidents' day. Never mind that MLK would have been strung from a tree if had not been for the actions of Lincoln (not that I think either of them deserves a holiday).
2003-02-16 02:56 | User Profile
I disagree; we should definitely have a Lincoln holiday: Repatriation Day.