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Thread ID: 4603 | Posts: 2 | Started: 2003-01-24
2003-01-24 21:15 | User Profile
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A Brief Survey of the Various Foreigners, Their Chief Characteristics, Customs, and Manners by P.J. O'Rourke Begin The Tour
2003-01-24 21:22 | User Profile
For rban's edification:
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Racial Characteristics: Dismal, obsequious deminiggers whose gods have too many arms and legs and about whom entirely too many articles have appeared in the Sunday New York Times Magazine. They wrap their heads in towels and wipe their asses with their hands. They are unable to feed themselves and what food they do have tastes as if it was mixed with the offal from muskrat dens. Their culture is moribund, their politics dictatory, their economy stagnant, their skins sebaceous, and their social order loathsome to the minds of decent men everywhere. 'Sub-' is no idle prefix in its application to this continent.