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Thread ID: 4240 | Posts: 11 | Started: 2002-12-29
2002-12-29 18:13 | User Profile
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2002-12-29 18:45 | User Profile
Under Asian, make that Clis, Lick, and Risa.
2002-12-30 16:11 | User Profile
Hehehe, Sinutab...
2002-12-30 18:16 | User Profile
I noticed the formula years ago: combine the name of a [color=blue]product [/color]with the name of a [color=green]dead President [/color]and...voila! Instant African American!
[color=blue]Valvoline[/color] [color=green]Washington[/color]
[color=blue]Glade[/color] [color=green]Jefferson[/color]
[color=blue]Newport[/color] [color=green]Harrison[/color]
[color=blue]Velveeta[/color] [color=green]Taft[/color]
[color=blue]Clorox[/color] [color=green]Johnson[/color]
[color=blue]Prestone[/color] [color=green]Wilson[/color]
[color=blue]Mazda[/color] [color=green]Jackson[/color]
[color=blue]Robitussin[/color] [color=green]Quincy Adams[/color]
...go on, try a few; it's fun!
For further 'study' in Negro nomenclature:
[url=http://www.kabalarians.com/male/afroam-m.htm]http://www.kabalarians.com/male/afroam-m.htm[/url] [url=http://www.kabalarians.com/female/afroam-f.htm]http://www.kabalarians.com/female/afroam-f.htm[/url]
...and I do means 'study'! For some odd reason, blacks believe that your future health & well-being are predetermined by the name you're given at birth. To cite only one example from the Kabalarians site(s):
**Arbadella
Your name of Arbadella has given you the desire for the best that money can buy: good clothes and refined surroundings, all the finer things of life, although you might be inclined to get things through the influence of others rather than through hard work. You always strive to create a good impression. You are pleasant and diplomatic, and seem to sense how others feel. You could do well in public relations work. You have a good business sense, but tend to procrastinate and get involved with people who could interfere with your carrying your endeavours to a proper close. Although you have many good plans, can visualize their workings, and have the best of intentions, planning is often as far as you get. Difficulty in coming to important decisions and a degree of passivity do not allow you the concentration and application required to attain positions of responsibility. Your emotional nature at times does not allow you to be strictly impersonal in your relationships, and you experience entanglements that could prove awkward and embarrassing. *This name could affect your health through the kidneys, lower back, female trouble, poor circulation, or over-stoutness. ***
2002-12-30 18:22 | User Profile
A (15-year-old) student of mine explained that her baby's name was the product of a collaborative process among herself, her mother and her grandmother. The result: JaDontae Tr'Von. Creative, no?
2002-12-30 18:35 | User Profile
IR,
"Robitussin Quincy Adams" ??
:lol: :lol: :D
2002-12-30 18:41 | User Profile
You always save the topper for last, Tex.
2003-01-02 15:14 | User Profile
Originally posted by mwdallas@Dec 30 2002, 12:22 ** A (15-year-old) student of mine explained that her baby's name was the product of a collaborative process among herself, her mother and her grandmother. The result: JaDontae Tr'Von. Creative, no? **
LOL
2003-01-02 21:44 | User Profile
Tylenol, turn down the TV!
2003-01-06 15:27 | User Profile
Some of the white names listed look like "White Trash" names. I've seen a lot of white trash with kids named after cars.
2003-01-07 01:41 | User Profile
Who the heck would name their son Dakota?? That sounds Amerind to me. Non-White names aside, what is with these White people naming their children these kinds of names?? Yuppiedom was never a fad, or destined to burn out. We see the remnants of it in the names Whites use for their children. Are Orientals the only ones with their heads out of the sand??