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Ed Toner [OP]

2002-11-28 18:02 | User Profile

The Twelve Days of Fascism

  On the first day of fascism
  John Ashcroft gave to me
  A Department of Homeland Security

  On the second day of fascism
  John Ashcroft gave to me
  Two detained Muslims
  And a Department of Homeland Security

  On the third day of fascism
  John Ashcroft gave to me
  Three wiretappings
  Two detained Muslims
  And a Department of Homeland Security

  On the fourth day of fascism
  John Ashcroft gave to me
  Four airport friskings
  Three wiretappings
  Two detained Muslims
  And a Department of Homeland Security

  On the fifth day of fascism
  John Ashcroft gave to me
  Five Carnivores
  Four airport friskings
  Three wiretappings
  Two detained Muslims
  And a Department of Homeland Security

  On the sixth day of fascism
  John Ashcroft gave to me
  Six snoops a-sniffing
  Five Carnivores
  Four airport friskings
  Three wiretappings
  Two detained Muslims
  And a Department of Homeland Security

  On the seventh day of fascism
  John Ashcroft gave to me
  Seven TIPsters tipping
  Six snoops a-sniffing
  Five Carnivores
  Four airport friskings
  Three wiretappings
  Two detained Muslims
  And a Department of Homeland Security

  On the eight day of fascism
  John Ashcroft gave to me
  Eight surveillance cameras
  Seven TIPsters tipping
  Six snoops a-sniffing
  Five Carnivores
  Four airport friskings
  Three wiretappings
  Two detained Muslims
  And a Department of Homeland Security

  On the ninth day of fascism
  John Ashcroft gave to me
  Nine internment camps
  Eight surveillance cameras
  Seven TIPsters tipping
  Six snoops a-sniffing
  Five Carnivores
  Four airport friskings
  Three wiretappings
  Two detained Muslims
  And a Department of Homeland Security

  On the tenth day of fascism
  John Ashcroft gave to me
  Ten less amendments
  Nine internment camps
  Eight surveillance cameras
  Seven TIPsters tipping
  Six snoops a-sniffing
  Five Carnivores
  Four airport friskings
  Three wiretappings
  Two detained Muslims
  And a Department of Homeland Security

  On the eleventh day of fascism
  John Ashcroft gave to me
  Eleven years protesting
  Ten less amendments
  Nine internment camps
  Eight surveillance cameras
  Seven TIPsters tipping
  Six snoops a-sniffing,br> Five Carnivores
  Four airport friskings
  Three wiretappings
  Two detained Muslims
  And a Department of Homeland Security

  On the twelfth day of fascism
  John Ashcroft gave to me
  Twelve digital implants
  Eleven years protesting
  Ten less amendments
  Nine internment camps
  Eight surveillance cameras
  Seven TIPsters tipping
  Six snoops a-sniffing
  Five Carnivores
  Four airport friskings
  Three wiretappings
  Two detained Muslims
  And a Department of Homeland Security

xmetalhead

2002-12-04 18:44 | User Profile

Thanks Ed, this is sure to be a new Christmas Holiday classic!! (uh, if Christmas continues to be a holiday under Comrade Ashcroft)


Franco

2002-12-05 00:29 | User Profile

This is insulting to me. Fascism is portrayed as a negative.

It should read "The 12 Days of Communism." Or "Marxism."

After all, the National Alliance and other groups advocate what basically amounts to Fascism, or at least near-Fascism.

Some of the world's finest people have been Fascist or sorta-Fascist: Franco, Pinochet, Videla, etc.

Let us stop bashing Fascism and instead focus on Communism -- and no, Virginia, they are not nearly the same.


xmetalhead

2002-12-05 16:02 | User Profile

Franco, I agree with you. The chosenite media continues its assault on Nazism/Facism by linking everyone, including Bush, as a Hitler-in-the-making when the sick policies they create are exact models of Communism/Marxism/Globalism. That is why I characterized Ashcroft as "Comrade". The rabbis of media are still pulling sheets of wool over the lemminghood's eyes, scaring them to accept their ghastly policies of bondage. This phenomenon will continue until we are all prisoners of a twisted totalitarianism. True Facism is our only way to freedom.


Paleocon

2002-12-06 08:09 | User Profile

Sad but true.


il ragno

2002-12-06 08:43 | User Profile

It's a tribal thang.

Should Bush NOT invade.....should this all end at saber-rattling....bet the ranch the Bush administration will slowly be turning 'fascist' as the power-Zionists hop back to the Dems, seeking to broker a deal that gets them their war.