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Thread ID: 2978 | Posts: 14 | Started: 2002-10-07
2002-10-07 16:54 | User Profile
Relax, we're in good hands. :D
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2002-10-07 17:16 | User Profile
YES, WE ARE IN "GOD'S" HANDS ALRIGHT-EE!
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2002-10-07 23:32 | User Profile
The first and third Bush/ape sets are priceless.
2002-10-14 08:11 | User Profile
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
2002-10-14 19:36 | User Profile
Tex, we definitely need all the humor we can muster in order to keep our sanity in these trying times.
Your story reminds me about the black couple who could not have children. The woman implored her man to go to the doctor to see what was the matter. Later the black man returned home dressed in a threadbare tuxedo and top hat. "Why yo dresst lik dat?" says the woman. The man replies "I went to de doctuh and he say I'se impotent, and when de doctuh say yo is impotent yo gots to dress impotent."
2002-10-15 15:11 | User Profile
Q: Why is the black power sign a clenched fist? A: So they dont fall off the trees.
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a bowl full of black jelly beans? A: You get your watch stolen.
Q: Whats long and hard on a black man? A: The first grade.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman going to a deli? A: Batman can go to a Deli without Robin!
Q: What do you call 40 mexicans buried up to their neck in sand? A: A spicket fence.
Q: What do you call a school bus full of black people? A: A rotten banana.
Q: Why can't stevie wonder read? A: Because he's black.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a swimming pool? A: Bean dip.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher doesn't work? A: Slap her.
Q: Whats black and drips down the window? A: Coondensation
Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill? A: An avalance. Q: What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A: A mudslide Q: What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A: A jailbreak
Q:Why do black people have white palms??? A:Because theres a little bit of good in everyone!
Im not racist i have a color tv.
Q: What do Ethiopeians use for deoderant? A: Chapstick
Q: Did you hear about the chinese couple that had a retarted baby? A: Yea, they named it, Sum Ting Wong!!
Q: Have you heard about the new car designed by the Jews? A: It stops on a dime and then picks it up
Q: What do u call 4 mexicans in quicksand? A: Cuatro sinco.
Q: How many irish to screw in a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold it in place and the other to drink until the room spins.
Q: Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? A: 200 Mexicans died.
Q: What does the human race and jelly beans have in common? A: Nobody likes the Black ones.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A: A pizza can feed a family of 4
Q: How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None,they just sit in the dark and bitch
Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free.
Q: Why was helen keller such a bad driver? A: She was a woman
Q: Do you wanna hear a joke? A: Women's Rights.
Q: Whats the new definition for mass confusion? A: Fathers day in harlem.
Q: whats the difference between a black man and a bike? A: your bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it
Q: Why shouldn't women have driver's licenses? A: There's no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a sunburn? A: A REFRIED BEAN
Q: Did you hear about the Taliban members that they found in Harlem? A: They caught Bin Stealin', Bin Rapin' and Bin' Bangin'. However, Bin Workin' is still at large.
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? A: A canoe tips
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.
Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing you already done told her twice.
Q: What do you get when you cross a black man and a mexican. A: A person who's too lazy to steal.
Q: What was good about the million man march? A: Only three people missed work.
Q: What do you do when your womans watch breaks? A: Nothing there's a clock on the stove.
Q: Why aren't there any puerto ricans on Star Trek? A: They won't work in the future either.
Q: Why is tylenol white and not black? A: It works.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth? A: A rake.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian wearing a turban? A: Aq-tip.
Q:How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl? A:Throw them a basket ball.
Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers Use'ta Beat Us.
Q: How do you get 100 jews into a car? A: Throw a quarter in it. Q: How do you get them out again? A: Tell them Hilter is driving.
Q: Why do Indian women put a red dot on their foreheads? A: Helps for better aiming.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico enter the Olympics? A: Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America.
Q: How did the Grand Canyon get there? A: Two Jews dropped a quarter down a gopher hole.
Q: How do you kill 100 Ethiopians? A: Throw a Biscuit off a clif.
Q: How do you kill 100 Mexicans? A: Blow up their van.
Q: What did the little black boy say when he got diarrhea? A: I'm melting!
Q: Why do black people smell? A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas? A: My bike.
Q: Why do black people play basketball? A: They can run, shoot, and steal
Q:What would the Jetsons be called if they were black? A: negroes.
Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? A: On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? A: Ethiopian
Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have check books? A: Because it's impossible to sign your name that small with spray paint.
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
Q: How do you starve a Mexican? A: hide his foodstamps under his workboots.
Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common. A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? A: Drowns
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A: Quarter pounder with cheese.
Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
2002-10-17 10:16 | User Profile
The family:
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The background music is an old Leslie Gore song titled "I Will Follow Him".
Let's sing along:
"I will follow him
When he goes out for some tastee grubs". :blink:
2002-10-22 08:17 | User Profile
Applause for EtherZone for featuring this pic:
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What might Vader and Palpatine be thinking behind him? Whether to use the Force Lightning or the Choke Hold?
Before the Secret Service kicks my door in, I should note it's only a movie. :P After all, don't you have a sense of hu
2002-10-23 02:42 | User Profile
My 1666th post!!! :P :P :P
2002-10-23 03:41 | User Profile
A man goes into the bar in the Empire State Building, orders a drink, and listens to the drunk bragging up a storm a few seats down.
"I'm so drunk I can jump off the observation deck, float past this window, and walk back in that door!", shouts the obnoxious drunk.
The new guy says, "I'll take you up on that one." He gets odds around the bar, and the drunk takes off for the elevator. Sure enough, the drunk floats past the window and soon emerges from the elevator at the bar entrance. As he collects his winnings, he tells the disappointed and much poorer loser about the wind currents outside the huge building.
Soon enough, a lunkhead from out of town walks in the bar and orders a drink. The first guy starts up a conversation, and soon has bets down on the table as he sprints for the observation deck. Not long after, he zips screaming past the bar windows, and in a few minutes sirens are heard as the emergency teams prepare to scrape him off the pavement.
Inside the bar, all is silent. Finally the bartender speaks up and says to the drunk, "You know, that trick got old after the first three times you pulled it, Superman."
2002-11-04 12:14 | User Profile
Anti-Semitic bear on rampage in New Jersey
I know, I know, VNN did it first, but it's still funny. To me anyways.
Bear shot to death in North Brunswick
Sunday, November 03, 2002
BY KATIE WANG AND PAULA SAHA Star-Ledger Staff
A black bear that threatened a home and frightened residents in North Brunswick on Friday was shot and killed yesterday afternoon after chowing down on pet food left in a doghouse.
The bear was spotted about 3 p.m. yesterday eating food out of a doghouse behind the home of Lila and Stanley Lederman. The property is adjacent to the Society Hills development, where the day before the bear overturned garbage cans, feasted on bird feeders and tried to break into a home.
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Haven't they suffered enough?
2002-11-04 18:51 | User Profile
Maybe you all could explain this "joke" I got on my Liberty Post login. I didn't get it, but maybe you can.
A young girl, Carmen Cohen, was called by her last name by her father, and her first name by her mother. By the time she was ten, didn't know if she was Carmen or Cohen. :unsure:
2002-11-04 21:31 | User Profile
Originally posted by Okiereddust@Nov 4 2002, 18:51 **Maybe you all could explain this "joke" I got on my Liberty Post login. I didn't get it, but maybe you can.
A young girl, Carmen Cohen, was called by her last name by her father, and her first name by her mother. By the time she was ten, didn't know if she was Carmen or Cohen. :unsure:**
Peter Sellers had a heart attack while screwing Britt Eckland. He said afterwards he didn't know whether he was coming or going. :blink:
2002-11-05 03:59 | User Profile
More Funny Bushie Pics! :P :P :P
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Bush Girl Pics
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But look at them now :rolleyes: : [url=http://www.thefirsttwins.com/images/JennaBush.jpg]http://www.thefirsttwins.com/images/JennaBush.jpg[/url]
Also this see this site: [url=http://www.thefirsttwins.com/]http://www.thefirsttwins.com/[/url]
And just look at Jeb's Girl <img src='http://forum.originaldissent.com/style_images/1/icon8.gif[/img]: [url=http://www.thefirsttwins.com/images/noelle_mug3.jpg]http://www.thefirsttwins.com/images/noelle_mug3.jpg[/url]