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Thread ID: 20851 | Posts: 3 | Started: 2005-11-02
2005-11-02 02:13 | User Profile
about as politically incorrect as you get and funny as hell ... though most quotes are very crude. It just depends from day to day ... check out the archives.
[url]http://overheardinnewyork.com/[/url]
here's one:
Drunk girl #1: So I think I am going to go as something I totally hate for Halloween. Drunk girl #2: What are you going as? Drunk girl #1: I think I am either going as a Jew or a Chinese person or a tourist. Drunk girl #2: Hey, you know I am Jewish, don't you? Drunk girl #1: I don't care, I am definitely going as a Jew. Drunk girl #2: Shots?
--37th & 3rd
Overheard by: Brian McCormick
2005-11-03 18:50 | User Profile
saw this linked up at another site--pretty funny stuff.
2005-11-05 02:10 | User Profile
[I]Some of these are of dubious authenticity, but as a former New Yorker I can vouch for this one:[/I]
Fat chick: So I'm at the movies yesterday and you know how I like to put my things on the seat next to me? And this blanquita wants to put her things in the same seat. So I'm like, whateva. So the movie ends and the blanquita is like, "Oh my God, my purse is still here!" You believe that shit? That bitch think that because I'm Latina, I'm just gonna steal her shit! So I got mad ****in' ghetto, I'm like, "Bitch, I'm not like that! And you should not be like, thinkin' that like all Hispanics are like that!" Bitch got the nerve to say to me, "Well, I've been robbed before." And I told that bitch, "Oh well, good for you; you lucky I'm in a good mood today 'cause I woulda robbed you and smiled at you while doin' it!"
--L train