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Hypothetically speaking: how to off a noisy parrakeet?

Thread ID: 20705 | Posts: 3 | Started: 2005-10-20

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Hivemindgammahydra7 [OP]

2005-10-20 11:38 | User Profile

[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]A hypothetical problem for you.

I have a friend whose illegal alien flophouse neighbors own a parrakeet, which they leave in a cage on their back patio. The parakeet squawks all day and into the night as well, making my friend's home sound like a pet store. Even with the windows closed, he has very little peace.

Hypothetically speaking, what could my friend use if he wished to send the excessively noisy bird off to the Happy Hunting Grounds? My first thought was to use sound waves (the high frequency type you can't ordinarily hear,) and I suggested that, but I didn't know where to send him to check out the available technology.

Thoughts?[/SIZE][/FONT]


Cracker of the Whip

2005-10-20 12:12 | User Profile

He could, if he can obtain access to it place it in a plastic bag until death. Otherwise he could just shoot it with a BB gun from that guy's backyard. He could also get some practice with [url=http://www.jaycar.com.au/productView.asp?ID=GT3095&CATID=&keywords=chicken&SPECIAL=&form=KEYWORD&ProdCodeOnly=&Keyword1=&Keyword2=&pageNumber=&priceMin=&priceMax=&SUBCATID=][B]this new toy[/B].[/url]

All hypothetically of course.


BlueBonnet

2005-10-21 04:12 | User Profile

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