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Thread ID: 20317 | Posts: 6 | Started: 2005-09-21
2005-09-21 11:12 | User Profile
A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.
Reports Britain's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.
The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.
A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.
The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."
Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line. **New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement. **
NewsMax.com
2005-09-21 11:31 | User Profile
There's a joke that condoms should only have three names: Jumbo, Colossal, and Super Colossal.
2005-10-16 04:30 | User Profile
i kinda miss the dirtbag these days. how many sustaining bigass wars did he start?
2005-10-16 13:37 | User Profile
[QUOTE=van helsing]i kinda miss the dirtbag these days. how many sustaining bigass wars did he start?[/QUOTE]
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2005-10-16 15:06 | User Profile
[QUOTE]i kinda miss the dirtbag these days. how many sustaining bigass wars did he start?[/QUOTE]
It was tricky Dick Clinton who bombed the sovereignty of the Serbian people into oblivion. It was also our glorious draft-dodger-in-chief who bombed Iraq daily for the brazen offence of objecting to foreign military craft flying over IRAQI airspace. It was also Bubba who destroyed the Sudanese pharmaceutical factory, obliterated a few villages in a country the US was not at war with (Afghanistan) under the pretext of "fighting terrorism" (sound familiar?), ... ad naueseam. Trying to make a meaningful distinction between Clinton and Bush is bad enough, but suggesting that Bush makes Clinton look good is puerile hyperbole.
2005-10-17 10:29 | User Profile
[QUOTE=John Graziano]It was tricky Dick Clinton who bombed the sovereignty of the Serbian people into oblivion. It was also our glorious draft-dodger-in-chief who bombed Iraq daily for the brazen offence of objecting to foreign military craft flying over IRAQI airspace. It was also Bubba who destroyed the Sudanese pharmaceutical factory, obliterated a few villages in a country the US was not at war with (Afghanistan) under the pretext of "fighting terrorism" (sound familiar?), ... ad naueseam. Trying to make a meaningful distinction between Clinton and Bush is bad enough, but suggesting that Bush makes Clinton look good is puerile hyperbole.[/QUOTE]
Nonsense! Clinton was a total disgrace to our nation. There was not one good redeeming quality about that notorious immoral fiend. He was a vulgar person. :thumbd: