← Autodidact Archive · Original Dissent · toddbrendanfahey
Thread ID: 19787 | Posts: 2 | Started: 2005-08-23
2005-08-23 12:16 | User Profile
'Twas the night befo' Kwanzaa, and down in the hood, Da homeys was hip-hoppin' da crack it'd be good! The workshoes was hungin' where deys never be used -- Since the welfare system is so much abused.
With Kwase Mfume and Schmoke at the Hall, Waiting around fo's Bill Clinton to call.
I in my workclothes sat back with a case -- After ten hours of sweat it was time to get faced!
After the tenth, I was totally waxed And wondered aloud When m' piss will be taxed!
When out on the porch arose such a clatter! I slipped as I zipped with a half-empty bladder.
Then what to's my's wonderin' eyes did appear But a fat old black man -- gold ring in his ear
He said, "I'm Father Kwanzaa and Santa he dead" "So git yo' white ass on back to yo' bed!"
"For Farrakhan rules and Bill is our man," "So out o' yo' pockets, and into our hands!"
"Your money in taxes, empowerment grants," "You're lucky I don't take them baggy-assed pants!"
Then he ransacked my house, even took my last beer, And said with a voice full of holiday cheer,
"Keep workin' those days, keep workin' those nights," "Happy Kwanzaa to all,
DON'T IT SUCK TO BE WHITE?" :afro:
Worthy of a Frank Zappa tune. Came anonymously to me. Funny as hell; gotta love a good satire. This one is deserving a posthumous spot on "In Living Color."
2005-08-23 12:57 | User Profile
Instead of Farrakhan it should be Jessie Jackson and no, it doesn't suck to be White, it sucks to be scum on welfare; otherwise good song, altho comparing it to Frank Zappa might be a bit of a stretch.