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Thread ID: 19458 | Posts: 7 | Started: 2005-08-06
2005-08-06 04:47 | User Profile
Michael Jackson moves to Bahrain
Now if only more of them would do the same. I am sure he will love the place. What he is "into" is nornal for Arabs.
[QUOTE]Big in Bahrain Friday August 05, 2005 5:00PM PT
Michael Jackson
Now that Neverland Ranch will never be the same, Michael Jackson shopped around and reportedly bought a getaway palace in the cozy kingdom of Bahrain, where he and brother Jermaine are pals with Sheik Abdullah bin Hamad al-Khalifa. We hear Michael's enamored with the local dress -- something else to add to his closet of costumes.
News of his real estate purchase has sent armchair travelers scuttling in search of "Bahrain" (+1,030%), "Bahrain map," and "where is Bahrain." Even the Jackson siblings are planning visits to the 33-island nation. Baby sister Janet better make sure all her straps and Velcro are in working condition -- local politicos do not look too kindly on the exposure of too much female flesh.
The country's full of English-speaking expats, should Jacko want to exchange some friendly chitchat. Or maybe he can colonize a local island and rebuild his menagerie with some sand gazelles, a few jerboas, and an endangered Arabian Oryx or two[/QUOTE]
2005-08-06 12:39 | User Profile
[img]http://www.theodora.com/maps/new9/bahrain_map.gif[/img] Map of Bahrain The Al-Khalifa dynasty is the ruling family of [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bahrain"][color=#0000ff]Bahrain[/color][/url]. The current head of the family is [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamad_ibn_Isa_Al_Khalifah"][color=#0000ff]Hamad ibn Isa Al Khalifah[/color][/url] who became the emir in 1999 and gained the title of king in 2002.
2005-08-06 12:51 | User Profile
Just happens to be a muslim country, correct? Didnt mikey join NOI or convert to islam earlier this year ? Maybe he will become an "extremist" and strap on a vest for allah and kablooey! Go michael go!
Maybe if this continues, it will REALLY get the cameljockeys pizzed at us. If all our negros left for the "land of allah", I would expect they would be rather upset.
2005-08-06 14:08 | User Profile
[img]http://www.persiangulfonline.org/images/MSmap.jpg[/img] The Persian Gulf
2005-08-07 18:23 | User Profile
In some Muslim countries, the keeping of catamites is a valid prerogative of males. Looks like Michael decided to confirm the truth of his predilection for young boys. May he stay there for the rest of his life, and slowly disappear from sight.
Good riddance.
2005-08-07 21:24 | User Profile
I can't see what he would be attracted to Islam. He would obviously have no interest in the 70 virgins in Moslem heaven.
2005-08-10 01:38 | User Profile
CornCod,
Oh I think he will get along just fine with the Arabs...
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Gay Crown Prince Tameem"Almighty Allah has prohibited illegal sexual intercourse and homosexuality and all means that lead to either of them. Moreover, Islam emphatically forbids this deed [homosexual sex] and prescribes a severe punishment for it in this world and the next. How could it be otherwise, when the Prophet of Islam (peace and blessings be upon him) said: "Whoever you find committing the sin of the people of Lut, kill them, both the one who does it and the one to whom it is done." (At-Tirmidhi: 1376)
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