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Thread ID: 19009 | Posts: 16 | Started: 2005-07-07
2005-07-07 01:58 | User Profile
Wait'll you get to the "good part" (which I've bolded). Is it ever a lulu!....a lulu that makes you contemplate suicide, true, but a lulu nevertheless.
After this story, I've appended a typical rap-lyric written and performed by this "God-fearing good person" - hey, you'd think twice about sending the wrong message to the 'community' with a too-harsh sentence, too.
And while you're drinking in that 'lyric', remember that this is the closely-shaved chimp they found suitable to sell clothes in those 'fun', family-oriented Old Navy commercials.
[QUOTE][url]http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/music/article.adp?id=20050706102709990009[/url]
[B]Rapper Lil' Kim Gets a Year for Perjury[/B] By TOM HAYS, AP
NEW YORK (July 6) - Rapper Lil' Kim escaped a stiff prison sentence Wednesday after telling a judge she was a "God-fearing good person" who regretted lying to a federal grand jury about a 2001 shootout outside a Manhattan radio station.
The Grammy winner was sentenced to one year and one day for perjury and conspiracy - a term far less than the three years and seven months sought by prosecutors.
U[B].S. District Judge Gerard Lynch said he had weighed the public perception of sending a young black entertainer to prison far longer than Martha Stewart, who spent five months in prison and remains under house arrest after a false statements conviction.[/B]
Lynch suggested Lil' Kim (real name: Kimberly Jones) deserved more time because she had lied about a violent crime, not a white-collar scheme. He also noted that unlike Stewart, she took the witness stand at her trial earlier this year and repeated her lies.
"You sat right next to me there and stared in the eyes of the jurors, and you tried to charm them and you tried to fake them out," Lynch said.
But the judge also credited Lil' Kim with returning to court Wednesday and admitting she had lied all along to protect members of her entourage.
"At the time I thought it was the right thing to do, but I now know it was wrong," she said, her voice breaking.
Lil' Kim said she wanted to "take complete blame" for the actions of her assistant, Monique Dopwell, who's awaiting sentencing for the same crimes.
She also asked the judge "to consider my entire life's work and not just the days in the grand jury and on the witness stand in the courtroom. I'm a God-fearing, good person."
Lil' Kim, who was ordered to report to prison Sept. 19, left the courthouse without speaking to reporters.
Some fans who showed up outside said they were relieved that the sentence wasn't harsher.
"I'm just excited 'cause it's not that long," said Alfredo Borbon, 22, a waiter who wore a pair of boots with the rapper's name on them. "We can wait; us fans can wait that long."
The artist, who turns 30 next week, was the sidekick and mistress of the late Notorious B.I.G. As a solo artist, she has become known for her revealing outfits and raunchy lyrics.
The case stemmed from a gun battle that erupted outside WQHT-FM, known as Hot 97, when Lil' Kim's entourage crossed paths with a rival rap group, Capone-N-Noreaga.
Lil' Kim's group confronted the others about the Capone-N-Noreaga song "Bang, Bang," which contained an insult to Lil' Kim from rival Foxy Brown. One man was hurt in the shootout that followed.
Before the grand jury and at the trial, the rapper claimed she did not notice two of her close friends at the scene of the shootout - her manager, Damion Butler, and Suif Jackson, known as "Gutta." Both have pleaded guilty to gun charges.
Jurors at Lil' Kim's trial saw radio station security photos that depicted Butler opening a door for the rap star, and two witnesses who once made records with Lil' Kim said they saw her at the station with Butler and Jackson.
The defendant's career began with an impromptu performance for Notorious B.I.G. on the street in their Brooklyn neighborhood. She became "Queen Bee," the only woman in his otherwise all-male clique.
Her 1996 debut album, "Hard Core," was laced with sexually explicit lyrics and became a big hit, thanks to songs such as "Crush On You" and others with unmentionable titles.
She won a Grammy in 2001 for her part in the hit remake of "Lady Marmalade."
In sentencing Lil' Kim for perjury, the judge cited the unsolved slaying of Notorious B.I.G as evidence of a troubling code of silence in the hip-hop community.
"It's because people did what you did, that we still don't know who killed him," he said.
[I]Associated Press writers Samantha Gross and Erin McClam contributed to this story[/I].
07/06/05 17:45 EDT[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]"Suck My Dick" (from THE NOTORIOUS K.I.M.)
[I]Uh, uh, uh Uh, uh, uh
To all my mother**in' gettin' money hoes Used to sellin' clothes And all my ghetto bitches in the projects Coming through like bulldozers No, we ain't sober Bum bitches know better than to start shit Niggas love a hard bitch One that get up in a nigga's ass quicker than an enema Make a cat bleed then sprinkle it with vinegar Kidnap the senator Make him call his wife and say he never coming home Kim got him in a zone beating they dicks Even got some of these straight chicks rubbing their tits [laughs] What? I'm loving this shit Queen Bitch! What bitch you know can thug it like this? Imagine if I was dude and hittin' cats from the back With no strings attached Yeah nigga, picture that! I treat y'all niggas like y'all treat us No Doubt! Ay yo, yo Come here so I can bust in ya mouth
[1 - Lil' Kim (Mr. Bristal)] (Ay yo, come on here bitch) Nigga * YOU (No, * YOU BITCH) Who you talking to? (Why you actin' like a BITCH?) Cause y'all niggas ain't shit And if I was dude I'd tell y'all to suck my dick
[Repeat 1]
[Lil' Kim] No, no, no, no All I wanna do is get my pussy sucked (Nigga!) Count a million bucks in the back of an armor truck While I get you *ed up off the T.O.N.Y. The BX, the chron-chron And the list goes on and on (On and on and on) Like Erykah Badu Once he drink the Remi down Ooh I got this nigga now He asked me did I love him I said what came to mind like niggas be doing Yeah baby, I love you long time Look I ain't tryin' to suck ya I might not even * ya Just lay me on this bed and give me some head Got the camcord layin' in the drawer where he can't see Can't wait to show my girls he sucked the piss out my pussy Been doin' this for years, no need to practice Take lessons from the Queen and you'll know how to mack this Niggas know he gave me all his cake I peeled the Benji's off and threw the singles back in his face
[Repeat 1 (2x)]
[Lil' Kim] I'mma keep it real For the dough I might kill I'm try-na see my face on a hundred dollar bill Met this dude name Jaleel at this Abdulla fight He said he'd pay me ten grand just to belly dance Cum all on his pants I met him at the studio He showed up with his homeboy named Julio I said 'Whoa! Who's the other guy?' Hope you know you paying extra for this ****in' third eye Something about him, I knew he was a phony Put the burner in his mouth 'Fool, Give me my money!' He was just a nigga frontin' like he knew mad stars In his homeboy's whips like he got mad cars Niggas ain't shit but they still can trick All they can do for me is suck my clit I'm jumpin' up and up after I cum Thinkin' they gon' get some pussy but they gets none
[Repeat 1 fade out][/I][/QUOTE]
2005-07-07 02:16 | User Profile
[B]U.S. District Judge Gerard Lynch said he had weighed the public perception of sending a young black entertainer to prison far longer than Martha Stewart, who spent five months in prison and remains under house arrest after a false statements conviction.[/B]
Ah, yes, because among the sturdy guideposts of our criminal justice system, [I]how much time a white woman did compared to a black woman[/I] is one that reaches back to Blackstone.
2005-07-07 02:36 | User Profile
Oh, my sides...! This she-nigga is absolutely hilarious! While I was retrieving a sample Lil Kim 'lyric', I came across what is purported to be one of her thoughtful, slow 'ballads', supposedly reflecting her 'deeply-held religious faith'.
And not even here can she restrain herself for five minutes from swinging from a tree and peeling bananas with her feet.
This has got to be the most hilariously godawful affirmations of faith ever.....a prayer to the terrible twin gods of Bling Bling and Gummint Cheese. What did Linder once call the charade of pretending these people are our equals? * Putting man-pants on monkeys?*
"Heavenly Father" (feat. "Big Hill")
[INTRO] Heavenly father... Creator of all things I humble myself... As I bow to the throne I pray for love, joy, peace and happiness
[REPEAT 2x] I pray for love... I pray for love... I pray for love, joy, peace and happiness
[VERSE 1] They say the closest ones to ya Be the ones that sneak up behind ya and stick the knife through ya That's why now I keep my friends to a minimum Check for the ones wit the venom on they tongue 'Cuz niggas is snakes, they hugs be fake Steal from they best friend at his own wake I did all I can do and I took all I can take This is it, crossin' me was ya biggest mistake And was it enough that I split 20% of what I make? Was it enough that I cut niggas half of what I bake? Ain't enough that I almost lost all my bread Bailin niggas out, keepin' a roof over our head Enough is enough I wash my hands I'm done wit it I ain't playin wit u mother****ers come wit it Keep the fam together God knows I tried But shit ain't been the same since B.I. died
[CHORUS 1] (I pray for love... I pray for love... I pray for love, joy, peace and happiness) Every day... every night Keep the fam together God knows I tried (I pray for love... I pray for love... I pray for love, joy, peace and happiness) Every day... and every night Shit ain't been the same since B.I died
[VERSE 2] Lil' Kim the first rap bitch to shake up the charts Act like I ain't the leader of this Million Bitch March Who got y'all rockin' the Prada The Gucci, Dior, Chanel, Versace and Louis Please, I'm the reason this rap game is unisex I'm the reason bitches want bigger breasts Show some respect where respect is due (Without who?) Without me there'd be no you These next few lines it to you women abusers Last nigga I was wit... straight *in' loser Niggas think 'cuz you give 'em ya heart They can... dissect it and rip it apart Mm-mm, not I, one nigga's in my eye Payback's a mother*er, put that on the Stuy You lost a good bitch nigga you can't front Lil' Kim is EVERYthing a man could EVER want And that's real
[CHORUS 2] (I pray for love... I pray for love... I pray for love, joy, peace and happiness) Every day... and every night Mm-mm, not I, one nigga's in my eye (I pray for love... I pray for love... I pray for love, joy, peace and happiness) Every day, yo... every night Payback's a mother****er, put that on the Stuy
[VERSE 3] When the... money is gone (So is ya friends) When the... gas runs out (there goes ya Benz) They just don't make my breed no more Nobody lives by the code of the street no more I don't deal wit the nonsense, I'm keepin' it real Wanna do business wit me? Get in touch wit Hill
["Big Hill"] That's right any questions? No you can't ask me Put ya name and ya number on a letterhead and fax me U want Kim? Name the location 75 grand and that's just for conversation
[Lil' Kim] I'ma remain loyal while y'all crumble like the foil It's tradition to rock diamonds in my crown, I'm royal Niggas ain't believe in me, they thought it was over Baby girl risin' up like the early mornin' sun Y'all think y'all know but y'all have no idea What the **** I been goin' through these last 7 years
[CHORUS 3] (I pray for love... I pray for love... I pray for love, joy, peace and happiness) Every day, yo... and every night They just don't make my breed no more Word, that's it... (I pray for love... )(Every day, yo) (I pray for love) I'm the last of the Mohicans... (and every night) after me there will be none... (I pray for love...) (I pray for love, joy, peace and happiness)... and every night Nobody lives by the code of the street no more
[Lil' Kim talking] I'm sayin... I just wanna be happy, that's all I don't ask for much It makes me happy to see my people smile you know what I'm sayin I ain't a hater, I don't even like sayin' the word (Nobody lives by the code of the street no more) I'd sacrifice everything I got right now to have my man Biggie here wit me You see that's just how I am 'Cuz I'm a rider (Keep the fam together god knows I tried) What good is it to have everything if you can't share it with the one you love? If you can't be wit the ones you love... then love the ones you wit Don't take nobody for granted You ain't promised tomorrow Karma's a mother*er I'm appreciative (Payback's a mother*er, put that on the Stuy) La Bella Mafia 2003... Suga Shaft, the Beehive... We comin'...
2005-07-07 02:41 | User Profile
[QUOTE]She also asked the judge "to consider my entire life's work and not just the days in the grand jury and on the witness stand in the courtroom. I'm a God-fearing, good person."[/QUOTE] After reading those lyrics that were no doubt inspired by God, I think I would have thrown her so far into the back of the jail that she wouldn't get out until the Second Coming.
Come to think of it, I'd like to that to the people who originally financed this trash.
2005-07-07 03:45 | User Profile
How this disgusting piece of crap became a Grammy winner is beyond reason. "Million Bitch March" :afro: :lol:
I am surprised that this ugly creature is doing any time at all, so a year is better than nothing in this day and age I guess. There should be laws against the Hollywood homosexuals from using this creature in a reality TV show when it gets out though.
2005-07-07 04:23 | User Profile
Quote: 'Cuz niggas is snakes, they hugs be fake
What? What the hell happened to the English language? The first clause at least is a truth, although poorly worded. Turns out, it's spelled "because", and a plural subject takes a plural verb. I love the second clause. "They" is supposed to stand in for "their". Be? Wow, suddenly that's a stand in for "are". Their celebrity idols bastardize the language that they need to learn how to speak. It's no wonder that they are so inferior - they make themselves inferior. It's a pity that the ones such as Elizabeth Wright are such a minority (ha, minority...).
2005-07-07 05:01 | User Profile
You know "Amos and Andy" got band for portraying blacks speaking this way. My how far we've come.
2005-07-07 05:31 | User Profile
[img]http://galleries.news24.com/entertain/2003/MOBO/images/06.jpg[/img] [img]http://209.67.216.218/~planpcom/bgyrl/bgyrls/lilkim.jpg[/img] L'il Kim
Prison for rapper Kim [url="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/07/07/wkim07.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/07/07/ixworld.html"]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/07/07/wkim07.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/07/07/ixworld.html[/url]
2005-07-07 15:06 | User Profile
Here is an analysis of that monster.
Before and after the various plastic surgery.
[img]http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/lil_kim_changes.jpg[/img]
[url]http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/003769.html[/url]
2005-07-07 15:28 | User Profile
Just another fake ghetto nigress, promoted by Jewish media moguls, increasing her "street credentials" by going to jail. It's the best thing that could've ever happened to her. America is doomed for sure with people like this on the loose.
2005-07-07 18:07 | User Profile
[QUOTE]U.S. District Judge Gerard Lynch said he had weighed the public perception of sending a young black entertainer to prison far longer than Martha Stewart, who spent five months in prison and remains under house arrest after a false statements conviction.[/QUOTE]Ignoring the inappropriateness of the comparison, I must still point out that Martha Stewart was not convicted of perjury. She was convicted of something much less, dubiously denominated a crime.
2005-07-07 19:15 | User Profile
[QUOTE=mwdallas]Ignoring the inappropriateness of the comparison, I must still point out that Martha Stewart was not convicted of perjury. She was convicted of something much less, dubiously denominated a crime.[/QUOTE] If I recall correctly, it was something along the lines of 'non-cooperation with a federal investigation' or something of that nature.
2005-07-07 19:21 | User Profile
Can't wait to show my girls he sucked the piss out my pussy
She deserves a year inside just for that line. There's an image to put me off shellfish for the rest of my life!
2005-07-07 23:22 | User Profile
Ragno
Well, once I read those Lil Kim lyrics, I thought to myself . . . poetry that ain't. Compare and contrast the lyrics to "Sympathy for the Devil" by the Rolling Stones, and the Stones come off as "Wordsworthian."
Amazing how people pretend garbage like that is "art."
Amazing.
[QUOTE=il ragno]Wait'll you get to the "good part" (which I've bolded). Is it ever a lulu!....a lulu that makes you contemplate suicide, true, but a lulu nevertheless.
After this story, I've appended a typical rap-lyric written and performed by this "God-fearing good person" - hey, you'd think twice about sending the wrong message to the 'community' with a too-harsh sentence, too.
And while you're drinking in that 'lyric', remember that this is the closely-shaved chimp they found suitable to sell clothes in those 'fun', family-oriented Old Navy commercials.[/QUOTE]
2005-07-08 05:41 | User Profile
Yo, shout out to muh main nigga Murray: you made all dis happen, know whum sayin'? You is da SHIT, dawg! Peace out! :afro: :caiphas: :dung:
2005-07-08 10:44 | User Profile
[QUOTE=mwdallas]Ignoring the inappropriateness of the comparison, I must still point out that Martha Stewart was not convicted of perjury. She was convicted of something much less, dubiously denominated a crime.[/QUOTE]
Nothing that had bullets flying everywhere, in any event. How the hell can the judge try to compare the two cases? The way it was reported it sounded like the OK corral.