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Thread ID: 17948 | Posts: 15 | Started: 2005-04-25
2005-04-25 12:00 | User Profile
[url]http://www.codewolf.com/flash/gaybar.swf[/url]
2005-04-25 13:38 | User Profile
LOL, that was funny.
"I've got somethin' to put IN you...I've got somethin' to put IN you...at the GAY bar!...at the GAY bar!" :lol:
2005-04-26 00:17 | User Profile
"You're a SUPERSTAR at the GAY BAR!"
2005-04-26 01:54 | User Profile
Originally from here:
[url]http://www.rathergood.com/[/url]
My fave:
[url]http://www.rathergood.com/elephants/[/url]
2005-04-26 08:17 | User Profile
I couldn't open the link - my stupid internet connection.
Here are some of my favorite fag jokes, hope they don't repeat the material in the link;
Q. What is the soup of the day at a gay Chinese restaurant? A. Cream of Sum Yung Boy.
Q. How can you fit four fags on a barstool? A. Turn it upside down.
Q. What is the most popular pick up line at a gay bar? A. Can I push in your stool?
2005-04-26 08:51 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Walter Yannis]I couldn't open the link - my stupid internet connection.[/QUOTE]
Walter,
It wouldn't work for me either, but I assume it's the same flash anim as this one:
[url]http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/[/url]
2005-04-26 12:02 | User Profile
[QUOTE=RowdyRoddyPiper]Walter,
It wouldn't work for me either, but I assume it's the same flash anim as this one:
[url]http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/[/url][/QUOTE]
Not the same. It is a send up of Bush and Blair.
2005-04-26 12:33 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Bardamu]Not the same. It is a send up of Bush and Blair.[/QUOTE]
Damn! I really want to see it now
2005-04-26 13:01 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Walter Yannis]I couldn't open the link - my stupid internet connection.
Here are some of my favorite fag jokes, hope they don't repeat the material in the link;
Q. What is the soup of the day at a gay Chinese restaurant? A. Cream of Sum Yung Boy.
Q. How can you fit four fags on a barstool? A. Turn it upside down.
Q. What is the most popular pick up line at a gay bar? A. Can I push in your stool?[/QUOTE]LOL, I'd heard the first two of those, but not the "push in your stool" joke. That's pretty good, heh heh.
2005-04-26 13:55 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Angler]LOL, I'd heard the first two of those, but not the "push in your stool" joke. That's pretty good, heh heh.[/QUOTE] Yeah, it's a personal favorite of mine.
Here's another.
Bruce comes home after a long day at work, walks into the kitchen, but the guy he's come to love and sodomize, Sydney, isn't in the kitchen fixing them a nice dinner as usual on the nights they don't eat out. Bruce calls out "Sydney, oh Sydney!" but no answer. He walks into the dining room, but no Sydney. He calls out again, but there's no answer. Increasingly agitated, who walks through the living room with it's to-die-for furniture, but no Sydney. He starts to become frantic, and runs up the stairs to their bedroom, but still no Sydney. He calls out in fear, but is answered only by silence. Tears appear on his face.
Suddenly Bruce hears a splashing noise in the bathroom, and he walks in and there is Sydney on his knees in front of the toilet, pushing a large turd around in the bowl. Bruce says with a mixture of relief and hurt "Sydney! What are you doing?!"
To which Sydney replies with a warm smile "oh, I'm just teaching our baby how to swim!"
2005-04-26 15:04 | User Profile
A faggot walks into an Italian deli and asks for a pepperoni stick.
Deli guy asks, "Do you want that sliced?" Faggot says, "No way! whaddya think, my butthole is a coin slot?"
2005-04-26 16:19 | User Profile
[QUOTE=xmetalhead]A faggot walks into an Italian deli and asks for a pepperoni stick.
Deli guy asks, "Do you want that sliced?" Faggot says, "No way! whaddya think, my butthole is a coin slot?"[/QUOTE] :thumbsup:
2005-04-26 19:54 | User Profile
I haven't laughed this hard in ages, thanks!
(The site won't let you link directly to the swf. From the main page, do a search for "gay" and find the link on the left called [color=black]"I Wanna Take You To A Gay Bar." It is from 04/24/2005.)[/color]
This link might work: [url="http://www.codewolf.com/story/article_1001541.html"]http://www.codewolf.com/story/article_1001541.html[/url]
2005-05-23 04:29 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Amaara]I haven't laughed this hard in ages, thanks!
(The site won't let you link directly to the swf. From the main page, do a search for "gay" and find the link on the left called [color=black]"I Wanna Take You To A Gay Bar." It is from 04/24/2005.)[/color]
This link might work: [url="http://www.codewolf.com/story/article_1001541.html"]http://www.codewolf.com/story/article_1001541.html[/url][/QUOTE] In a San Francisco electronics store, a gay man shops for a new microwave. He realizes quickly that the clerk is 'cruising' for him. While ringing up at the register, the clerk has the cheek to ask the gay man: "Hey, instead of buying that machine, why don't you use the money to take me out for a wild night, handsome?" The gay man replies: "I'll take the microwave, thanks, since it will do more than just brown my meat." ducks
2005-05-23 05:16 | User Profile
Gay jokes can be funny, but dumb blond jokes are even better. :holiday: