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Did Cath-o-Jews murder the Pope?

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TexasAnarch [OP]

2005-04-09 08:09 | User Profile

After learning that Sen. Mel Martinez (R Fla) was responsible for the memo detailing how Republicans could use the Terri Schiavo case to score political points against Democrats

[url]http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/content/news/epaper/2005/04/08/s1a_martinez_0408.html[/url]

...then observing how seamlessly the Jew-controlled media unplugged its TV 'feeding tube' from 'Terri' tummy to stick it into the Pope's esophagus, only to be saddly required to repeat the pull-out, but with a massively expanded, pre-emptively sympathized death audience -- that old one-two punch thrown the Democrats in their state of disarray ought to about knock 'em out, like Rocky did the Soviet giant. Nothing to it.

We know that Robert Novak, the hollow center at the heart of the Valorie Plame affair, attempting to pillory Joseph Wilson for exposing the phoney alluminum tubes story used to justify the claim Iraq was seeking nuclear weapons, recently (1998) converted to Catholicism

[url]http://slate.msn.com/id/2089196[/url]

... and playing Schiavo's death (name means "servant" in Latin) over into the Pope's would be right up his alley.

Also, we know ol' jedge Bork also recently converted, and this is right up his alley too.

[url]http://www.catholiceducation.org/articles/catholic_stories/cs0048.html[/url]

The politics of pilleria knows no bounds. Certainly not those of common decency. So there is no reason not to suspect deliberate use of the Pope's death -- not suggesting it was murder, as the last Pope's death could certainly be suspected of being, since he was a liberal -- as a Republican recruiting device. "This will expose those who want to see JP II dead for what they are," Mel Martinez' counsel guy may have whispered in the ear of Vatican PR man Navarro-Valls. In fact, the massive outpouring could well be regarded on Freudian terms as release of death-wishes toward "The Father" who has fought the good fight against the people's sinfulness, and oh, my, how sinful we all are, just ask Mel Gibson, known for all time now as The One who wanted to be seen banging a nail through the outstretched palm of Jesus Christ. "I don't feel like its a death, I feel like its a rebirth!" one woman said. Now they can sin without feeling so bad about it. He's paid the price. Sort of like Jesus reversed, death of the father for the children's happiness.

Time to get off the boat or go down with it. It's going down, spelled with a 'z' or not.


RowdyRoddyPiper

2005-04-09 08:58 | User Profile

He was 84. My money is on natural causes.


il ragno

2005-04-09 13:24 | User Profile

Never get tired of "Cath-o-Jews" myself. I'm sure it would go over big in certain parts of Belfast, too.


arkady

2005-04-11 13:45 | User Profile

The Pope was obviously murdered by convicted White supremacist Matt Hale, using coded telepathic impulses from his solitary-confinement cell. Hale's new lawyer, Ima Turnkoatsky, admitted to reporters in a news conference this morning that he has received coded messages from Hale while traveling on the astral planes, but that he immediately channeled them to the FBI.

Hale, convicted of trying to murder Judge Joan Lefkow, was also the prime suspect in the murder of her mother and husband, and even though he didn't do it, he's an Evil White Racist Hate Criminal Terrorist, so we'll all act as though he did anyway.

Tonight at ten: Professor Shmuel Goldsteinskyovitch, distinguished head of the American Kosher Psychiatric Institute, will give his views on "Matt Hale: Monster or Beast?," followed by some disturbing reports that the Vatican may be covering up the scandal of the late Pope John-Paul's secret pedophilic antisemitism.

Now back to you, Patti.


TexasAnarch

2005-04-11 16:24 | User Profile

[QUOTE=arkady]The Pope was obviously murdered by convicted White supremacist Matt Hale, using coded telepathic impulses from his solitary-confinement cell. Hale's new lawyer, Ima Turnkoatsky, admitted to reporters in a news conference this morning that he has received coded messages from Hale while traveling on the astral planes, but that he immediately channeled them to the FBI.

Hale, convicted of trying to murder Judge Joan Lefkow, was also the prime suspect in the murder of her mother and husband, and even though he didn't do it, he's an Evil White Racist Hate Criminal Terrorist, so we'll all act as though he did anyway.

Tonight at ten: Professor Shmuel Goldsteinskyovitch, distinguished head of the American Kosher Psychiatric Institute, will give his views on "Matt Hale: Monster or Beast?," followed by some disturbing reports that the Vatican may be covering up the scandal of the late Pope John-Paul's secret pedophilic antisemitism.

Now back to you, Patti.[/QUOTE]

JB. "Fine report. Thank you, Wolf. Many were afraid this would come out. But why now?"