← Autodidact Archive · Original Dissent · Hugh Lincoln
Thread ID: 16989 | Posts: 3 | Started: 2005-02-26
2005-02-26 22:45 | User Profile
Spike Lee has identified Negritude. I will attempt to identify Whiteitude, through three I think exhibit it: David Letterman, Tom Petty, and Hillary Clinton.
David Letterman. David Letterman is a racist, pure and simple. I've noticed this from since he began. I love it, of course, but he's mostly kept it cool. It's what helps make his comedy funny. He is, inside, laughing at the stupidity of other races, and always treats them with mock interest. The K-Rock guys were a good example. But beyond that, Letterman is a cool, ironic, extremely funny white gentile who exhibits Whiteitude.
Tom Petty. Tom Petty exhibits Whiteitude with his doped-out smoothness. Any guy who writes a song called "Don't Come Around Here No More" is jamming on Whiteitude. It's his subdued nature, his cool, his ****-off with style, I don't know. You Wreck Me Baby, You Belong... Among the Wild Flowers, We Gotta Keep Our Heads Up... But We Gotta Stay Down. There's just something indescribably WHITE about Tom Petty.
Hillary Clinton. Hillary? You laugh. But don't. Though an anti-white leftist by vocation, Hillary actually represents some serious ****in' Whiteitude. It's that prim, proper, but ready-to-eat-people-alive WASPiness that makes her white. She's got that inner evil, that rectitude, that drive, that permanently plastered smile... she's a cold hard WHITE bitch and I like it. If only she were on our side.
2005-02-27 04:40 | User Profile
Excellent post. It had me laughing out loud. But, what about Martha Stewart? I think she might qualify.
2005-02-27 16:06 | User Profile
Yes, you're right --- Martha's up there with Hillary for Strong White Woman. They both give off a, "No, we're not going to do that" vibe. Like, hey, Martha/Hillary, how about if we invited a black male stripper to the party? "No, we're not going to do that."