← Autodidact Archive · Original Dissent · heritagelost
Thread ID: 16983 | Posts: 19 | Started: 2005-02-26
2005-02-26 17:22 | User Profile
Ok, ok, so Negros really do have lots of great inventions to be proud of.
For one, Negros made the great discovery that chopped of Pygmy genitals make great magical lucky charms. Many a Congo militia can be seen proudly displaying his severed pygma wang.
Oh, how about this delicious drink they make in Africa. I forget the name, but they take a lactating cow and mix it's milk, with some cow blood and cow urine. Then they let it sit and ferment for a while. MMMM MMM! Tasty!
Then you have the superior Negro method of hunting. First, they find a pack of gazelles. Then they wait for hours or days until a lion comes along and kills one. Then, armed with rocks and sticks, they move towards the lion in a group throwing rocks at it until it runs away. Bam, some delicious only partially chewed up gazelle, which they eat raw.
Of course all the great Negro inventions like all the space ports and space ships they built thousands of years ago have been covered up by the White devil. The white devil, of course, was also invented by a black man. A wicked black geneticist created the first whites as part of a science experiment six thousand years ago.
2005-02-26 17:45 | User Profile
It's a joke of nature that something that should be separate species -- the Negro -- can mate and produce offspring with a human.
2005-02-26 17:49 | User Profile
[QUOTE=heritagelost]Of course all the great Negro inventions like all the space ports and space ships they built thousands of years ago have been covered up by the White devil. The white devil, of course, was also invented by a black man. A wicked black geneticist created the first whites as part of a science experiment six thousand years ago.[/QUOTE]
I'm devasted to hear that the ironing board wasn't really invented by a black. I once conceded this point on another forum to a black poster who was just overflowing with self-esteem. This same guy told me that the reason for the paucity of ancient ruins in sub-Saharan Africa is that the Greeks "stole" civilization from the Africans. Fortunately, the monuments of Egypt survive as testimony to the civilizing influence of black people.
2005-02-26 21:12 | User Profile
[QUOTE=madrussian]It's a joke of nature that something that should be separate species -- the Negro -- can mate and produce offspring with a human.[/QUOTE]A favorite argument of rabid egalitarians is that the races are equal because a mating between whites and negroes produces viable, fertile offspring. It's fun to point out in response that a cross between a German shepherd and a Pomeranian also produces viable, fertile offspring, but that nobody who understands dogs would say that a Pomeranian is therefore the mental "equal" of the shepherd.
[quote=Tizzard]This same guy told me that the reason for the paucity of ancient ruins in sub-Saharan Africa is that the Greeks "stole" civilization from the Africans. Are you sure you weren't chatting online with David Horowitz's house negrophile aka Richard Poe?
2005-02-26 21:34 | User Profile
[QUOTE=madrussian]It's a joke of nature that something that should be separate species -- the Negro -- can mate and produce offspring with a human.[/QUOTE]
On the bright side, people and chimps aren't able to produce offspring.
2005-02-26 22:04 | User Profile
I don't know, has anyone tried? I always thought that Negros were proof Arabs banged gorillas.
[QUOTE=Happy Hacker]On the bright side, people and chimps aren't able to produce offspring.[/QUOTE]
2005-02-26 22:37 | User Profile
Not sure about inventing but they institutionalized prison rape.
I think they had something to do with inventing gyrating the hips while dancing.
They certainly had a hand in financing the crack industry with welfare checks.
Lots of lingo is their invention. Such as "ho" and "mutha*a". The women are pretty fond of "punk ass mutha*a". You haven't really lived, at least in America, until some extremely unattractive black female has yelled that at you.
They may have invented the looting of the tennis shoe store.
I suspect they had something to do with low slung pants.
2005-02-26 22:39 | User Profile
They invented police officer associations that sue if Black officers are assigned to their own neighborhoods out of proportion to other races. They are in fact the only race that doesn't want to work as police officers amongst their own.
2005-02-26 22:42 | User Profile
[QUOTE]On the bright side, people and chimps aren't able to produce offspring.[/QUOTE] I'm not sure this issue has been settled.
2005-02-27 00:27 | User Profile
I'm sure they have lots of inventions. I just don't care about any race but my own.
2005-02-27 02:59 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Happy Hacker]On the bright side, people and chimps aren't able to produce offspring.[/QUOTE] It's been a matter of speculation whether they can. A brutha on crack would do a chimp, probably, without noticing anything strange.
[url]http://www.n2.net/prey/bigfoot/creatures/article.htm[/url]
2005-02-27 06:19 | User Profile
They invented the [B]down low[/B], and sho'nuff it be a new invenshun dawg.
2005-02-27 06:37 | User Profile
Even the inventions you people (sorry to anyone who take "you people" as a racial slur) attribute to blacks are not black inventions, even if used almost exclusively by blacks.
2005-02-28 08:20 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Tizzard] This same guy told me that the reason for the paucity of ancient ruins in sub-Saharan Africa is that the Greeks "stole" civilization from the Africans. .[/QUOTE]This has got to be one of the most ridiculous claims I have ever seen. And it says something for the intelligence of niggers, or lack thereof, to actually believe something like this could possibly be true. I remember when this debate came up another forum, where some nigger was saying this same type of thing, another one of the posters asked the nigger if the greeks also stold the nigger's brains. And that is really how illogical it really is. I would love to hear a nigger try to explain how it is even possible to "steal civilization". That just does not even make any kind of logical sense.
2005-02-28 08:40 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Bardamu]They invented police officer associations that sue if Black officers are assigned to their own neighborhoods out of proportion to other races. They are in fact the only race that doesn't want to work as police officers amongst their own.[/QUOTE] Well it only makes sense, who knows more about what blacks are truly like then other blacks who have lived around them all their life. I have always thought a black cop with a right to carry a gun and use deadly force is a pretty scary thing. Most of them are certainly not capable of making a rational split-second decison.
Speaking of cops, one thing niggers provide is a lot of job security. LOL.
2005-02-28 10:06 | User Profile
[img]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001BXYRO.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/img][img]http://www.power106.fm/_SHARED/photoalbums/uploads/james9949565952.jpg[/img] Blacks invented hip-hop, so that Whites could emulate Black kulture
2005-03-01 14:22 | User Profile
Black Invention Myths
Perhaps you've heard the claims: Were it not for the genius and energy of African-American inventors, we might find ourselves in a world without traffic lights, gas masks, blood banks, light bulb filaments, and a vast number of other things we now take for granted but could hardly imagine life without.
Many of these beliefs are rooted in misunderstandings of patents issued to African Americans. Sometimes a specific invention is mistaken for the first of its general type, when in fact it was just one of countless patented variations or modifications of an already existing technology. Other times a patent is assumed to represent a major advance when it really had no lasting value. In almost all cases, ignorance of the real history of the invention leads to extravagant overestimations of the black individual's importance.
Unfortunately, some of the errors and exaggerations in black history publications have found their way into more mainstream outlets (see examples for the [url="http://www33.brinkster.com/iiiii/trfclt/myths.html"][color=#0000ff]traffic light[/color][/url] and [url="http://www33.brinkster.com/iiiii/inventions/ironingboardBS.asp"][color=#0000ff]ironing board[/color][/url]). When myths go unchallenged for too long, they begin to eclipse the truth. Thus I decided to publish here to put some records straight. While I doubt it will be feasible for me to investigate even half of the dubious invention claims floating around out there, I hope that this page effectively warns against the reliability of such claims in general.
Each item below is listed with its supposed black originator beneath it along with the year it was supposedly invented, followed by something about the real origin of the invention or at least an earlier instance of it.
[center][url="http://www.churchofthesonsofyhvh.org/black_invention_myths.htm"]http://www.churchofthesonsofyhvh.org/black_invention_myths.htm[/url][/center]
2005-03-01 15:38 | User Profile
Whatever the church of the sons of Yahweh is, they stole someone else's work.
Here is the original page
[url]http://www33.brinkster.com/iiiii/inventions/[/url]
[QUOTE=6KILLER]Black Invention Myths
Perhaps you've heard the claims: Were it not for the genius and energy of African-American inventors, we might find ourselves in a world without traffic lights, gas masks, blood banks, light bulb filaments, and a vast number of other things we now take for granted but could hardly imagine life without.
Many of these beliefs are rooted in misunderstandings of patents issued to African Americans. Sometimes a specific invention is mistaken for the first of its general type, when in fact it was just one of countless patented variations or modifications of an already existing technology. Other times a patent is assumed to represent a major advance when it really had no lasting value. In almost all cases, ignorance of the real history of the invention leads to extravagant overestimations of the black individual's importance.
Unfortunately, some of the errors and exaggerations in black history publications have found their way into more mainstream outlets (see examples for the [url="http://www33.brinkster.com/iiiii/trfclt/myths.html"][color=#0000ff]traffic light[/color][/url] and [url="http://www33.brinkster.com/iiiii/inventions/ironingboardBS.asp"][color=#0000ff]ironing board[/color][/url]). When myths go unchallenged for too long, they begin to eclipse the truth. Thus I decided to publish here to put some records straight. While I doubt it will be feasible for me to investigate even half of the dubious invention claims floating around out there, I hope that this page effectively warns against the reliability of such claims in general.
Each item below is listed with its supposed black originator beneath it along with the year it was supposedly invented, followed by something about the real origin of the invention or at least an earlier instance of it.
[center][url="http://www.churchofthesonsofyhvh.org/black_invention_myths.htm"]http://www.churchofthesonsofyhvh.org/black_invention_myths.htm[/url][/center][/QUOTE]
2005-03-01 16:58 | User Profile
[QUOTE=6KILLER]Black Invention Myths
Perhaps you've heard the claims: Were it not for the genius and energy of African-American inventors, we might find ourselves in a world without traffic lights, gas masks, blood banks, light bulb filaments, and a vast number of other things we now take for granted but could hardly imagine life without.
Many of these beliefs are rooted in misunderstandings of patents issued to African Americans. Sometimes a specific invention is mistaken for the first of its general type, when in fact it was just one of countless patented variations or modifications of an already existing technology. Other times a patent is assumed to represent a major advance when it really had no lasting value. In almost all cases, ignorance of the real history of the invention leads to extravagant overestimations of the black individual's importance.
Why does someone feel the need for an absurd explanation when exposing false claims of black inventions? These claims are not rooted in misunderstandings. They are lies rooted in a desire to make blacks look like valuable members of society. And, if the lies fools some school kids into thinking that modern civilization is a creation of black genious, all the better.