← Autodidact Archive · Original Dissent · Hugh Lincoln
Thread ID: 16949 | Posts: 1 | Started: 2005-02-24
2005-02-24 18:33 | User Profile
There's a new creature out and about in this land of ours, and he's been dubbed by the media [I]the Unarmed African Immigrant.[/I] Yes, he's made a few appearances in New York City over the past couple of years:
[url]http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Unarmed+African+Immigrant[/url]
And as African immigration continues to flood the states, we can expect to see more "UAI's," as they might be called for short. UAIs are all over: in alleyways, in abandoned buildings used for counterfeit good storage, in the city's hippest clubs, you name it. Word has it that one of Paris Hilton's cell-phone friends was a UAI. Usher will be releasing a new record with a UAI, and Laura Bush will be hosting several UAI's for lunch at the White House soon.
UAI's are all the rage. And really, they help to underscore what's great about immigration --- and what's so darn evil about white cops, white hunters and paleoconservative slobs like Sam Francis. You see, contrary to what these narrow-minded racists would have you believe, African immigrants are as safe as kittens because... [I]they're unarmed.[/I] That's right. No dangerous fire sticks for these black fellows! They just want to sell their fake Fendi bags by day and bang their bongos by night. Who could object? Repeat after me: Unarmed African Immigrant. Unarmed African Immigrant. Not dangerous, safe. They come in peace. It's those jerk-head, trigger-happy white males who want to shoot these peaceful creatures. Shame on them.