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Thread ID: 15457 | Posts: 8 | Started: 2004-10-27
2004-10-27 23:49 | User Profile
Ideas for Protecting your Town.
Now you put a Confederate Flags on every street corner and speakers with Richard Wagner playing music on every street light.
But what do you do to keep the Mexicans out? Any ideas?
2004-10-28 06:40 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Faust]But what do you do to keep the Mexicans out? Any ideas?[/QUOTE]
Leave bottles of poisoned beer in all the parks and vacant lots. In order to ensure your local high school kids don't imbibe it, all you have to do is design a new label for your poisoned beer that clearly states, "Do not drink this! It has been poisoned and will cause you to die!" The Mexicans are lucky if they can read in Spanish, let alone English....(plus we might get rid of a few Negroes this way).
2004-10-28 08:01 | User Profile
Nail shiny objects to the ties between railroad tracks! Ooooo!!! Chiney!!! thaThump
2004-10-28 17:40 | User Profile
Put up a confederate flag outside your house. It's still innocuous enough that your friends will accept it (yeah, you're just a civil war buff, should any of your friends object). But, it's unPC enough that people you don't want moving in next door might decide to keep looking.
2004-10-28 22:06 | User Profile
The very best way to keep Blacks and Mexicans out of your back yard is to hang one in front yard!
2004-10-28 23:41 | User Profile
[QUOTE=OPERA96]The very best way to keep Blacks and Mexicans out of your back yard is to hang one in front yard![/QUOTE]
You do that, and you will find the court giving your home to them.
2004-10-29 00:14 | User Profile
Hey guys? when you get down to the Cubans at least give me a running chance, oK?
Ponce<------ getting his Remington 30-06 ready,only have to run about 500 yards, lol.
2004-10-30 09:01 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Ponce]Hey guys? when you get down to the Cubans at least give me a running chance, oK?
Ponce<------ getting his Remington 30-06 ready,only have to run about 500 yards, lol.[/QUOTE]
Aren't you really a part-Irish Spaniard who just happened to be born in Cuba? Hell, you're essentially a New World version of a Boer! (LOL)