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Thread ID: 15447 | Posts: 4 | Started: 2004-10-26
2004-10-26 21:03 | User Profile
[I]I know I pick on Hannity alot, but, why not? This loathsome sycophant reminds of those kids in school who raised their hands with "oooo, oooo, me, me!" when the teacher asks for a response to a question. The platform that's given to such a deranged coward like Sean Hannity to run his demented rants against "liberals" and their insolence for not butt-kissing George W Bush (and Fox News) should be a Federal offence, punishable by reporting to the front lines of Iraq as an embedded reporter with an Army division out looking for insurgents. This guy Nichols, below, definitely made me laugh about it.[/I]
[SIZE=3]John Nichols: Hannity is real king of TV comedy [/SIZE] By John Nichols October 26, 2004
Sorry, Jon Stewart, but Sean Hannity is the king of television comedy.
Yes, of course, "The Daily Show" is hilarious.
But the Emmy Award-winning Comedy Central program featuring Stewart's cutting comments on the foibles of campaigners for president and spot-on parodies of network election coverage by his crew of fake news reporters is just too intellectually advanced. If you want to see fall-down-funny political humor on cable television, click over to the Fox News Channel and watch Hannity "interview" members of the Republican ticket.
No, Hannity does not fashion himself a comic. He doesn't even know he's funny.
It is that unintended quality that makes Hannity's "interviews" so remarkably ridiculous that it is impossible not to laugh. When the men who run the country come on his show - as they have been for "energize-the-base" appearances in recent days - Hannity greets them with a demeanor reminiscent of the "Wayne's World" guys falling to their knees before Alice Cooper and crying, "We are not worthy!"There will be those who suggest that it is unfair to pick on Hannity because, as a Fox host, he is not supposed to be concerned about his credibility as a television interviewer. But Hannity's "interviews" are not Fox bad, they are William Shatner singing "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds" bad.
Hannity's suck-up session with Vice President Dick Cheney last Thursday was so syrupy that it made those Julia Roberts celebrity interviews on "Entertainment Tonight" look like "Prime Minister's Question Time."
Hannity, the wide-eyed conservative who is paired up with in-his-place "liberal" Alan Colmes on Fox's creepily amusing "Hannity & Colmes" show, did not so much fawn over the vice president as desperately beg the big guy for approval. Hannity wasn't merely tossing softball questions; he was playing up to Cheney like a half-wit intern trying to get on the good side of an annoyed boss.
"Well, here you are in the all-important swing state of Ohio," Hannity began.
"Right," Cheney replied.
"The president yesterday mentioned the shameless scare tactics that are being used by the Democrats and more particularly John Kerry, who is now on the stump regularly saying that there's a big January surprise," Hannity said, referring to talk of privatization of Social Security.
"Right," Cheney replied.
Seated on a hokey set where he was surrounded by bales of hay, the vice president did his best to answer Hannity's questions seriously. But it was simply impossible. As the questions got sillier and sillier, the vice president grumbled out the sort of several-word responses that are usually reserved for the final uncomfortable minutes of sit-down sessions with the editorial board of the Mason City Globe Gazette.
Holding up a booklet, Hannity breathlessly announced, "I brought another prop with me."
"You brought a lot," Cheney observed, with all the enthusiasm of an airline passenger being chatted up by a hyperactive seatmate.
What makes Hannity's performances all the more hilarious is the fact that the Fox host does not appear to have the faintest inkling of how much his "interviews" look like a local television station's "remote" broadcast from the grand opening of a new car wash.
When the session was finished, an excited Hannity greeted the Democratic guest on his "fair and balanced" program, U.S. Sen. Mary Landrieu, D-La. After Hannity referred to what had just finished as "the interview I had with the vice president," Landrieu corrected him. "I wouldn't call what just happened with the vice president an interview. I think it was an infomercial for the Bush-Cheney re-election campaign."
Hannity blew up, screaming, "Senator, senator, I think you're a lousy senator, OK?" Then he whined, "If you don't like it, I don't really care."
But, of course, he did care.
After the Fox host repeatedly interrupted Landrieu, the senator said, "Sean, let me finish, please. You did not interrupt the vice president."
"Well, you're not the vice president," Hannity growled, "and I doubt you ever will be."
The man is serious.
That's the genius of his humor.
Other shows hire writers to come up with funny lines. Hannity is funny without even trying.
John Nichols is the associate editor for The Capital Times. E-mail: [email]jnichols@madison.com[/email]. For more of his commentary on media and politics, visit [url]www.thenation.com[/url].
Published: 8:18 AM 10/26/04
[url]http://www.madison.com/tct/mad/opinion//index.php?ntid=14756[/url]
2004-10-26 22:02 | User Profile
I did not see the Cheney interview but I turned on the tv just as the Louisiana Senator came on. She suggested Sean was biased and he called her a lousy senator who would never be vp. I was a bit shocked at what I thought was a pretty childish and ungentlemanly reaction from Sean. I couldn't believe the woman just sat there and smiled back. He could have at least challenged her to say what questions he should have asked instead of just blowing up. Sean's show is just the political equivalent of Jerry Springer. No real discussions, just conflict to titilate the masses.
2004-10-26 22:50 | User Profile
[QUOTE]I know I pick on Hannity alot, but, why not?[/QUOTE] Indeed, why not? This stupid jerk who has an overinflated opinion of himself deserves to receive hell on a daily basis. I heard excerpts of this interview from a radio program and all I can say is the make up person must have been pretty busy wiping the :dung: from Hannity's nose during the camera shots on Cheney. I hate to admit I really don't find him funny, save the few ocassions when he accidently gets a guest who won't put up with his crap. Former Ambassador Edward Peck really got him yelling and sputtering one time about Iraq. It reminded me of those old chicken and alligators puppets I remember as a kid. When they cut to Colmes to announce a break I could still hear Hannity yelling in the background. Needless to say, Peck hasn't been back since. [QUOTE]When the session was finished, an excited Hannity greeted the Democratic guest on his "fair and balanced" program, U.S. Sen. Mary Landrieu, D-La.[/QUOTE] Hannity was bragging the next day on his radio program of how he put her in her place and didn't take any crap off of her and on top of it asking his stupid callers words along the lines "don't you think I nailed here?" What an [SIZE=5][COLOR=Red]**ASS.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]
2004-10-28 22:04 | User Profile
I was listening to Hannity for a little bit today. Seems that he is at a rally for Dubya in Philadephia. He sounds like he is speaking at the Republican National Convention; just a rah-rah puppet for the neocons.