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Thread ID: 14513 | Posts: 8 | Started: 2004-07-11
2004-07-11 23:27 | User Profile
Kind of funny. If you don't like personal moment stories, don't read anymore.
I was in the check out line, waiting my turn. Just another single white dude wanting to get home and eat. There's no where to look but somewhere towards the front, so you can start loading the belt up when it's your turn. I'm trying to say that I wasn't staring anyone down, and just minding my own business. This "nice" Hispanic family was in front. They weren't the nasty indian type, but assimilated...sort of. Two kids, husband, and wife. Like a latino Ozzie and Harriet.
Well, the wife puts the little plastic stick behind her groceries and shoots a look and smile. I smile back, nod as a thank you and get ready for my turn. She shoots another look. I'm telling myself that it's the heat and the second look wasn't what I thought.
Then she bends over the cart, shorts and all, in a way anyone would call suggestive, half glancing behind her. So, I'm starting to wonder. She locks an eye contact(locking in on me until I look back) and I started looking at the floor, heh heh. Nah, those weren't "bedroom" eyes...I tell myself. Just before she leaves I see her looking again from the side of my eye. I look up and I swore she was going to lick the front of teeth like some massage parlor chick. She looked down from my ankle and trailed up to my eyes. I remember thinking "are those I hate your guts eyes???...no, I don't think so...oooooh. No, they aren't." The husband kind of wondered what all of that unspoken activity was, or maybe he knew. I wasn't doing anything, but getting ready t suggest he put her back on a leash.
Weird, man. I gave up that slutty dog-in-heat act years ago, and never with a non-anglo/saxon/celtic chick, even then. But, think I was in one of those Penthouse moments this afternoon. I hear some couples do that kind of stuff. People are just kind of interesting. I still think I need to avoid WalMart on Sunday afternoons.
Anyone else have a strange/different WalMart experience?
2004-07-12 01:11 | User Profile
"Hey gringo, those 'Garfield Rocks' boxers sticking out of your open fly look sort of silly, you know?"
2004-07-12 03:29 | User Profile
With the husband in tow that is wierd, but hey, some people just have an overwhelming sexual charisma.
2004-07-12 03:52 | User Profile
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2004-07-12 16:18 | User Profile
[QUOTE=All Old Right]I was in the check out line, waiting my turn. Just another single white dude wanting to get home and eat. There's no where to look but somewhere towards the front, so you can start loading the belt up when it's your turn. I'm trying to say that I wasn't staring anyone down, and just minding my own business. This "nice" Hispanic family was in front. They weren't the nasty indian type, but assimilated...sort of. Two kids, husband, and wife. Like a latino Ozzie and Harriet.
Well, the wife puts the little plastic stick behind her groceries and shoots a look and smile. I smile back, nod as a thank you and get ready for my turn. She shoots another look. I'm telling myself that it's the heat and the second look wasn't what I thought.
Then she bends over the cart, shorts and all, in a way anyone would call suggestive, half glancing behind her. So, I'm starting to wonder. She locks an eye contact(locking in on me until I look back) and I started looking at the floor, heh heh. Nah, those weren't "bedroom" eyes...I tell myself. Just before she leaves I see her looking again from the side of my eye. I look up and I swore she was going to lick the front of teeth like some massage parlor chick. She looked down from my ankle and trailed up to my eyes. I remember thinking "are those I hate your guts eyes???...no, I don't think so...oooooh. No, they aren't." The husband kind of wondered what all of that unspoken activity was, or maybe he knew. I wasn't doing anything, but getting ready t suggest he put her back on a leash.[/QUOTE]
Those Mexican senoritas like a pretty white boy. Just like Korean chicks, man.
Well, at least when I was 25 years younger and 40 pounds lighter.
Walter
2004-07-12 17:05 | User Profile
I think she was trying to tell you your fly was open...
2004-07-12 23:10 | User Profile
I think it was more like a desire to defile the clean cut, blue-eyed white boy, like black guys do to white chicks. I don't really take it as complementary, if I read it right. They hate white people, and sex might be a way to bring the whites down to a lower level. "You not too good for me now, are you white boy?" Or, she was so completely assimilated into the housewife/mother role, that she was wondering if she still had it.
WalMart, what a trip. A freaking psych student could write a masters thesis based on that customer base.
Tell us about Korean chicks and 25 years ago, please, Uncle Walter. heh heh I read were the Thai "ladies" were in the Afghan bars. Leave it to American imperialistic influence to replace prayer with message parlors.
2004-07-13 05:39 | User Profile
[QUOTE=All Old Right]Tell us about Korean chicks and 25 years ago, please, Uncle Walter. heh heh I read were the Thai "ladies" were in the Afghan bars. Leave it to American imperialistic influence to replace prayer with message parlors.[/QUOTE]
Um - the other sailors told me about that.
After I got back from Bible study.
Walter