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Thread ID: 14116 | Posts: 8 | Started: 2004-06-09
2004-06-09 22:15 | User Profile
From VNN's Reader Mail section.
Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down whilst urinating.
8) Refused to apologise when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary
2004-06-10 04:08 | User Profile
ROFLMAO!
2004-06-10 06:10 | User Profile
Hmm? What about Zinfandel and good Cab's?
2004-06-10 09:40 | User Profile
LOL! I just emailed that one to my wife (whilst enjoying a fine India pale ale from the ever-glorious Mendocino Brewing Company - the best brewery west of the Mississippi - and just maybe in the Western Hemisphere).
2004-06-10 23:54 | User Profile
BWAA HAA!
2004-06-11 01:11 | User Profile
I don't drink beer but do drink a lot of milk,,,,,hummmmmm wonder what that would make me,,,,,,,,,,,healthy is a good word.
2004-06-11 03:45 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Ponce]I don't drink beer but do drink a lot of milk,,,,,hummmmmm wonder what that would make me,,,,,,,,,,,healthy is a good word.[/QUOTE] Not necessarilly. Milk is high fat and loaded with lactic acid.
2004-06-11 09:56 | User Profile
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"In 1991, Cisco's tendency to cause a temporary form of inebriated insanity led the Federal Trade Commission to require its bottlers to print a warning on the label." [IMG]http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/images/smilies/puke.gif[/IMG]