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Thread ID: 14115 | Posts: 5 | Started: 2004-06-09
2004-06-09 22:11 | User Profile
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Subject:Why Do Men Die Before Their Spouses?
Why Do Men Die Before Their Spouses?
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay..this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her....that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you.....it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry............you're a wimp. If you don't........you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination. If SHE asks you..........it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert. If you don't.............you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape......you're sexist. If you don't................you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain. If you don't...............you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers............you're after something. If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements.........you're full of yourself. If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache............she's tired. If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often.........you're oversexed. If you don't................there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to???
2004-06-09 22:42 | User Profile
Aw, shucks, you stole my line.
Q: Why do Jewish husbands die before their wives?
A: Because they want to.
2004-06-09 23:54 | User Profile
If women died before men, we would constantly be reminded of that as justification to discriminate against men.
2004-06-10 01:26 | User Profile
Turning Gentile men and women against each other was one of Judah's greatest victories
2004-06-10 02:46 | User Profile
All to true!