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Thread ID: 13880 | Posts: 2 | Started: 2004-05-25
2004-05-25 20:59 | User Profile
Folks, Check out this page. It is quite amusing.
[url="http://www.actofme.co.uk/bush_speech/bushspeechwriter.html"]http://www.actofme.co.uk/bush_speech/bushspeechwriter.html[/url]
2004-06-04 23:20 | User Profile
My first thought when I saw that title: "I regretfully submit my resignation to the American people, effective immediately. The GOP must be immediately replaced with a truly conservaitve membership.
Even I didn't realize how crazy I was. When Dick started really liking me, I knew something was terribly wrong. Cheney's a crazy old bastard, and I won't even get into that psycho, Ashcroft. Anway, I'm going to go sell my ranch in Crawford. I never did like the country,ever since Dick tricked me into pissing over the electric fence. I promise you'll never hear another word from me again. In closing, I apologize for stealing that money in the baseball park deal and will fully compensate the original owners of that property we stole, with fair value and 25% added. My 72 virgins are waiting, so I have to go now. Thank you for your time, and bye-bye."
Wonder if anyone could hack into a teleprompter. Could yo usee Bush's face as that stuff scroll up on the screen? He'd probably read half of it before realizing it wasn't the right speech. Interesting site.