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2004-05-04 20:20 | User Profile
Retrosexuals: A New Kind of Man by The Idea Man May 4, 2004
Please allow me to vent. I have had it! I've taken all I can stand and I can't stand no more!
Every time my TV is on, all that can be seen is effeminate men prancing about, redecorating houses and talking about foreign concepts like "style" and "feng shui." Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, transsexual, metrosexual, non-sexual; blue, green, and purple-sexual -- bogus definitions have taken over the urban and suburban world!
Real men of the world, stand up, scratch, belch, and yell "ENOUGH!" I hereby announce the start of a new offensive in the culture Wars, the "Retrosexual" movement.
The Code:
A Retrosexual man, no matter what the woman insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE.
A Retrosexual man opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that only loosely fit that term because they are biologically female.
A Retrosexual DEALS with IT. Be it a flat tire, break-in into your home, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.
A Retrosexual not only eats red meat; he often kills it himself.
A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still reading,learning, growing and can manage a drink now and again, I salute you. If you are still having sex with your wife, you are a legend.
A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap (possibly two endcaps if you include shaving goods.)
A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic or Abercrombie when he's 30 years old.
A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be. This falls under the "Dealing with IT" portion of The Code.
A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "Queer" or "Queen" in the title.
A Retrosexual does not let neighbors screw up rooms in his house on national TV.
A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women. Some is inevitable, but major reinvention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a frou-frou, and in the long run, she ain't worth it.
A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak tree chipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different city, favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT, and, when you screwed up, he DEALT with you.
A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to conceal himself from prey.
A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor or half Windsor knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Windsor style knot.
A Retrosexual should have at least one good wound that he can brag about.
A Retrosexual knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can't hammer a nail, or drill a hole straight, practice in secret until you can -- or be rightfully ridiculed for the wuss you be.
A Retrosexual knows that owning a gun is not a sign that you are riddled with fear, guns are TOOLS and are often essential to DEAL WITH IT. Plus, it's just plain fun to fire one off in the direction of those people or things that just need a little "wakin' up."
Crying: There are very few reasons that a Retrosexual may cry, and none of them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas. Sports teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is swearing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons a Retrosexual can cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a good bird dog, loss of a major body part, or loss of major body part on your Ford truck or Jeep.
When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, heck, any woman gets on, that Retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted "you low-life" look on his face.
A Retrosexual knows how to say the Pledge properly, and with the correct emphasis and pronunciation. He also knows the words to the Star Spangled Banner
A Retrosexual will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married, engaged or in a serious healthy relationship, e.g., hunting, fishing, boxing, shot putting, shooting, cigars, car maintenance, or occasional drink.
A Retrosexual knows how to sharpen his own knives and kitchen utensils.
A Retrosexual man can drive in snow (heck, a blizzard) without sliding all over or driving under 20 mph, without anxiety, and without high-centering his vehicle in a snow bank.
A Retrosexual man can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants. Wherever it lands is where he darned well wanted it to land. Except on his truck --that would happen only because of a "force of nature," and then the retrosexual man's options are to Cry, or to DEAL WITH IT, or do both.
A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any woman but any elderly person or person in military dress (except 2nd Lt's). NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retrosexual man will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for serving their country.
A Retrosexual man doesn't need a contract -- a handshake is good enough. He will always stand by his word even if circumstances change or the other person deceived him.
A Retrosexual man doesn't immediately look to sue someone when he does something stupid and hurts himself. We understand that sometimes in the process of doing things we get hurt and we just DEAL WITH IT!
This is the code of ethics for the Retrosexual man.
THE IDEA MAN
here: [url]http://www.whitealert.com/retrosexuals.htm[/url]
é2004 Rich Brooks. All rights reserved.
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2004-05-04 23:04 | User Profile
Why can't these barbarians do something useful, such as organize a pro-white rally? 'I'm a man because I eat read meat and don't wear (pro-white and hardly 'youth-only') Abercrombie and Fitch.' Yeah, whatever, bud. I think you need to work on your personal style a bit, and maybe do a little gardening. It's good for the soul.
2004-05-05 03:55 | User Profile
[QUOTE=darkstar]Why can't these barbarians do something useful, such as organize a pro-white rally? 'I'm a man because I eat read meat and don't wear (pro-white and hardly 'youth-only') Abercrombie and Fitch.' Yeah, whatever, bud. I think you need to work on your personal style a bit, and maybe do a little gardening. It's good for the soul.[/QUOTE]
Hey... I didn't write it.
2004-05-05 04:43 | User Profile
[QUOTE=darkstar]Why can't these barbarians do something useful, such as organize a pro-white rally? 'I'm a man because I eat read meat and don't wear (pro-white and hardly 'youth-only') Abercrombie and Fitch.' Yeah, whatever, bud. I think you need to work on your personal style a bit, and maybe do a little gardening. It's good for the soul.[/QUOTE]
Precisely. This he-man tripe is nothing but a soothing balm for emasculated "whiteguys" who're afraid to face the fact of their dispossession because that would mean actually doing something about it. So these open-flannel-shirt-over-tee types take cold comfort in Guy Stuff: workin' on cars, watchin' niggerball, drinkin' tall cool ones with "the boys" at backyard barbeques, blah blah. Think Jay Leno and his fleet of antique cars & bikes. Nothing really wrong with most of it - unless it becomes a grown man's pacifier.
2004-05-05 12:22 | User Profile
This is the kind of drivel you see in Stormfront.
2004-05-11 18:02 | User Profile
MacDCSA probably wasn't expecting this response, but I'm with my brothers on this one. The whole "guy's guy" thing is a semitically-correct, consumer-approved steam valve, and perhaps worse. Your balls have been removed because you have no control over anything that happens within the very nation you call home, so they give you toys to play with as a replacement. You know something is wrong when the whole culture is primed for your destruction, so you're looking for something meaty to latch on to. The system senses this, so they feed you some big hearty slabs of soy-veggie compound. The more you spend on "guy" stuff, and the more you model yourself on the multiracial, good-lookin' "dudes" on TV, the more of a man you are. I say, reject the Jew-filtered replacement testosterone and start flowin' with the real thing. A real man isn't a brute who belches and wears "real man" clothes, it's someone who takes responsibility for the direction of his people and his land.
2004-05-11 19:21 | User Profile
Wow...you try to lighten things up around here and look what happens, huh, MacDonald? :wink:
I know this list is supposed to be tongue-in-cheek, but I wanna go through it and give my own opinions (positive and negative) anyway:
A Retrosexual man, no matter what the woman insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE. I tend to agree -- especially on the first few dates! I'd be embarrassed not to pay.
A Retrosexual man opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that only loosely fit that term because they are biologically female. Whatever.
A Retrosexual DEALS with IT. Be it a flat tire, break-in into your home, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT. Agreed. Whining doesn't solve problems.
A Retrosexual not only eats red meat; he often kills it himself. I prefer fish and other seafood, but red meat is okay once in a while.
A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still reading, learning, growing and can manage a drink now and again, I salute you. If you are still having sex with your wife, you are a legend. Yes, quality of life IS more important than quantity.
A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap (possibly two endcaps if you include shaving goods.) Agreed. I can't stand "male grooming products" other than the basics: soap, shampoo, toothbrush and toothpaste, dental floss, razors and shaving cream, etc.
A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic or Abercrombie when he's 30 years old. I do look down on trendy people and men who are overly fashion-conscious.
A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be. This falls under the "Dealing with IT" portion of The Code. Okay.
A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "Queer" or "Queen" in the title. Most TV shows are just plain stupid and irritating, and the commercials are intolerably dumb. I once saw "Queer Eye" at a ladyfriend's house (she was watching it when I walked in), and that's the only time I saw it. I don't know of any shows with "Queen" in the title.
A Retrosexual does not let neighbors screw up rooms in his house on national TV. LOL, I wouldn't, either.
A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women. Some is inevitable, but major reinvention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a frou-frou, and in the long run, she ain't worth it. True.
A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak tree chipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different city, favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT, and, when you screwed up, he DEALT with you. I had a friend in high school who had a pretty serious mental illness (manic depression), and he was as masculine as anyone, but when you've got a problem that serious, you have no choice but to go to a shrink.
A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to conceal himself from prey. I don't own any camouflage, so I guess I'm not "man" enough.
A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor or half Windsor knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Windsor style knot. That is, in fact, what I use on those unfortunate occasions when I have to wear a tie.
A Retrosexual should have at least one good wound that he can brag about. I have several, since I'm such a MAN. :cool2:
A Retrosexual knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can't hammer a nail, or drill a hole straight, practice in secret until you can -- or be rightfully ridiculed for the wuss you be. I learned this stuff as a kid. It's good stuff to know, but not knowing it doesn't necessarily make a person a "wuss."
A Retrosexual knows that owning a gun is not a sign that you are riddled with fear, guns are TOOLS and are often essential to DEAL WITH IT. Plus, it's just plain fun to fire one off in the direction of those people or things that just need a little "wakin' up." I'm extremely and vehemently pro-gun, but that has little to do with masculinity.
Crying: There are very few reasons that a Retrosexual may cry, and none of them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas. Sports teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is swearing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons a Retrosexual can cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a good bird dog, loss of a major body part, or loss of major body part on your Ford truck or Jeep. This is silly. Sports teams, a reason to cry? Please.
When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, heck, any woman gets on, that Retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted "you low-life" look on his face. That's just basic manners.
A Retrosexual knows how to say the Pledge properly, and with the correct emphasis and pronunciation. He also knows the words to the Star Spangled Banner. Screw that! That sort of pseudo-patriotism is for sheep who feel the need to "fit in" and "be part of something bigger than themselves." I pledge allegiance to my principles, my family, and my friends. I don't give a crap about any flag or any other symbol.
A Retrosexual will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married, engaged or in a serious healthy relationship, e.g., hunting, fishing, boxing, shot putting, shooting, cigars, car maintenance, or occasional drink. He forgot "knitting." :lol:
A Retrosexual knows how to sharpen his own knives and kitchen utensils. A lot of women know how to do this, too.
A Retrosexual man can drive in snow (heck, a blizzard) without sliding all over or driving under 20 mph, without anxiety, and without high-centering his vehicle in a snow bank. Check.
A Retrosexual man can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants. Wherever it lands is where he darned well wanted it to land. Except on his truck --that would happen only because of a "force of nature," and then the retrosexual man's options are to Cry, or to DEAL WITH IT, or do both. Whatever.
A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any woman but any elderly person or person in military dress (except 2nd Lt's). NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retrosexual man will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for serving their country. I agree about the elderly person, but the military person? Give me a freakin break. I'm supposed to give up my seat to someone just because he's signed his life over to ZOG? Maybe I'll show him some extra respect when he decides to honor his oath to protect the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
A Retrosexual man doesn't need a contract -- a handshake is good enough. He will always stand by his word even if circumstances change or the other person deceived him. I agree -- except in the case where the other person deceived me. If that's the case, then the deal is null and void.
A Retrosexual man doesn't immediately look to sue someone when he does something stupid and hurts himself. We understand that sometimes in the process of doing things we get hurt and we just DEAL WITH IT! Agreed.
This is the code of ethics for the Retrosexual man. Not too bad, but there are a couple of flaws in there than need to be worked out.
In my view, the most important aspects of masculinity are integrity -- standing up for what you believe in, even if it's unpopular -- and resilience.
2004-05-11 22:05 | User Profile
[quote=Hugh Lincoln]The more you spend on "guy" stuff, and the more you model yourself on the multiracial, good-lookin' "dudes" on TV, the more of a man you are.
The Man Show on Kosher (Comedy) Central is a nauseating example of this phenomenon. It was on in the background once when I was getting a haircut and I just about blew chunks. It's masculinity reduced to the lowest common denominator and displays the emotional maturity of a third-grader, "Huh, huh! Titties and beer! Huhuh..."
Insomniac, starring archetypal jew Dave Attel on the same network gets Honorable Mention in the Lowest Common Debauchery category.
2004-05-11 23:26 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Angler] In my view, the most important aspects of masculinity are integrity -- standing up for what you believe in, even if it's unpopular -- and resilience.[/QUOTE] I agree with this, except that I would also add self-sacrifice. Throughout human history, the mark of a true man has been a willingness to fight, and if need be to die, to defend his wife, his children, his clan, his tribe, and his faith.
This is why feminism is a double-edged sword. It masculinizes women, and thereby also feminizes men, because the men no longer have anyone to protect.
2004-05-12 14:28 | User Profile
[QUOTE=MacDonald CSA]Retrosexuals: A New Kind of Man by The Idea Man May 4, 2004
A Retrosexual man opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that only loosely fit that term because they are biologically female.
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I only open doors for for women who look like Ladies. I could care less about some fat pig, despite what biology says.
2004-05-12 21:50 | User Profile
Last night, [B]Emeril Live[/B] on the Food Network was doing a "manly man" food special. In typical fashion, every member of the audience looked like attendees at a Jeff Foxworthy concert.
2004-05-12 22:03 | User Profile
[QUOTE=MadScienceType]The Man Show on Kosher (Comedy) Central is a nauseating example of this phenomenon. It was on in the background once when I was getting a haircut and I just about blew chunks. It's masculinity reduced to the lowest common denominator and displays the emotional maturity of a third-grader, "Huh, huh! Titties and beer! Huhuh..."
I'll agree with you there. Whoever produces the Man Show wants "masculinity" defined as being a fat slob and shirking responsibility.
And they probably want a bunch of married guys to watch it. Just what Western civilization needs--more men not content with their crabby wives so they need to read Penthouse, go to Hooters and blow their paychecks at the nearest strip club because the entertainment media say that's what "men" do.
F---in' culture distorters