← Autodidact Archive · Original Dissent · Marlowe
Thread ID: 12426 | Posts: 2 | Started: 2004-02-20
2004-02-20 15:56 | User Profile
Actually, there are two. The TV told me so.
On Wednesday night, both MSNBC and CNN broke the story about Kerry's dark past - he used to play bass in a rock band. There are photos to prove it.
The really big story, though, concerns his name. Have you guys heard this yet? CNBC spent considerable time on this last night. Ready?
John KERRY's middle initial...F...stands for FORBES.
Hilarious. Kohn for President!
2004-02-20 16:23 | User Profile
Young Kohn hung with the Kennedy's back in Camelot America. He did his "heroic" tour of duty in Vietnam (4 months and 3 Purple Hearts!) commanding a swift boat only to come back to Amerikwa and hang with Hanoi Jane and the hippies, condemning every poor boy soldier still stuck over in 'Nam for just trying to stay alive and not get killed by gooks who all look the same. Later on, Kohn does what his genetics command and marries a rich widow (wasn't she previously married to another Senator who was killed in a mysterious plane crash?) and gets into politics where he flip-flops on beaucoup issues?? Oh well, at least he speaks English better than Bush (also speaks French too, big plus.... maybe the French will forgive us) and at least he did show up for Vietnam. He also has more experience in politics than Jorge ever had, which means.....oh, I don't give a crap anymore..............