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2004-01-15 04:03 | User Profile

Yelpin Yarmulkes

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In today’s news….

Libertarians and anti-war.commers are swappin spit with syndicated columnists over the proper definition of anti-Semitism. [See LewRockwell.com vs. Jonah Goldberg and Anti-War.com vs. Warburg and Brooks.]

The horror.

In their parallel universe, the definition of anti-Semitism is central to who is given a megaphone in politics and media. Anyone tarred with the most recent definition, by brush or label, is effectively silenced in traditional big media.

A whiff of anti Semitism is enough to exterminate a budding career or take down veterans in hundreds of fields. No one is immune from the diagnosis by the Hate Police.

Convicts are summarily relegated to pariah status of bigot – professional reputations are over -- as is cushy or just plain gainful, employment.

Powerless but thankful Jews can only observe this noble culling on their behalf.

Do not…

Do TOO …

They DO NOT…

OH YES - they DO! --

[Okay, we’re not in the business of publishing HATE – dump this broad – NOW. And call David - I don’t want to see her byline again - anywhere. I hate haters.]

.....The comedy channel is having an identity crisis because resident Jews never get their commensurate comedic comeuppance. And E! Newsrooms are simmering over whether Jews exercise disproportionate control of who is news.

Are too….

Are Not!

Oh yes they do…

Who are THEY? – [Keep this up and we won’t be seeing that bony ass of yours on any more soaps. Herb tells me you need approval for more square footage if you’re gonna see anything back on that parcel in Vail… well, then, you’ll be goin through Marge on zoning, won’t you?]

Then Marge is the question – and the answer. I’ll show you some Jews controlling your world, lady… Now finish the piece, and drop the ethnic stuff. It’s bad business.

---snots heard round the world

It’s the background noise of world politics, with various versions taking place in airport queues and late night bars. Ethnic and racial tribalism - its winners and losers.

What I find particularly rollicking is the nervous tap dance of comedians trying to poke fun at Jews. The one thing they can’t make-fun-of is the taboo of selective Jewish humor.

You’re safe so long as you rib the Jew within perimeters outlined in room temperature felt tip on their hairy little chests. Jewish men prefer you use hot glue.

No other identifiable group save Negro females has wielded this kind of tribal influence so thoroughly in Euro-American culture. Yet within comedy, blacks savage other blacks, and Irish whites can be positively bloodthirsty with their darker brothers.

Women trash men – and men bitch-slap lesbians for big cheap laughs.

Southern white males and blondes of any gender are the sole recipients of ‘dumber than’ jokes. Arabs could be making a debut in this area if local drive-time talk radio in Denver is any measure…

Yet none of these groups has the collective spine to challenge the perimeters of how to rib or scold the Jew.

Who defines ‘proper’ Jewish humor? What is out of bounds? Funny men and women like to be paid to be funny… that means they have to work the clubs and venues… and who owns the venues??

Do NOT!

Do TOO!!

Not! – [note to self - call Barbara – tell her to get somebody else for that Better Homes& Gardens spread. **** this guy – and his wife.]

As I was saying -- Jews achievements are humble, their influence beneficent in purpose - and their goals universal in their innocence.

They’re just doin their thing -- educating their kids, breaking scholastic records, and thus filling all the power slots marked WHITE – and further thus – awarding themselves grants, scholarships, statuettes and cash prizes for their efforts.

Got that?

[I need the name of the server for this carolontheweb COW—she’s a nuisance. Shut her the **** up. She’s a nag – reminds me of my first wife. Who ever she’s usin – pull the plug]

Do too….