← Autodidact Archive · Original Dissent · Wayland
Thread ID: 11796 | Posts: 8 | Started: 2004-01-08
2004-01-08 19:26 | User Profile
[IMG]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20040108/mdf439966.jpg[/IMG] "Y'see, when I'm on the big airplane and the pilot turns to the left the plane goes like this, and then when he turns to the right it goes like this... no wait, to the right it goes like this and then to the left like... OK, just a minute, to the right..."
2004-01-08 20:01 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Wayland][IMG]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20040108/mdf439966.jpg[/IMG] "Y'see, when I'm on the big airplane and the pilot turns to the left the plane goes like this, and then when he turns to the right it goes like this... no wait, to the right it goes like this and then to the left like... OK, just a minute, to the right..."[/QUOTE]
"When I took over, government spending was in my left hand, down here.
Now, it's in my right hand - up HERE!"
2004-01-08 20:23 | User Profile
"Back in '76 when I got my DWI, that Maine highway patrolman made me put my arms out and hold 'em steady. Unfortunately for me and Daddy's checkbook, I started kinda leanin' like this..."
2004-01-08 23:01 | User Profile
"Soon, by the time you kids are adults, here is where YOU will sit in the power structure of the former USA!"
-Jay
2004-01-09 00:23 | User Profile
"When I came into office there were this many Mexicans in the country but when I leave office there'll be THIS many Mexicans in the country. Can you say 'cultural suicide' boys and girls?"
2004-01-09 00:59 | User Profile
If that picture is supposed to define what "No Child Left Behind" means, they should just insert "colored" before "Child".
2004-01-09 04:22 | User Profile
"Down here is what we spend on educating white children. Up here is what we spend trying to educate black children. But can you tell me why we still have such a disparity in test results?"
2004-01-09 07:17 | User Profile
"Damn! Now I know why they call you people 'burrheads'!"