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Thread ID: 11749 | Posts: 15 | Started: 2004-01-05
2004-01-05 16:51 | User Profile
Did everyone breath a sign of relief when the announced Britneys 's annulment six hours after her marriage announcement? :clap:
2004-01-05 21:09 | User Profile
When is that aging whore going to be replaced with another, younger one? Sometimes I think the way to make Americans obsess less about boobs is to show them uncensored on public channels.
2004-01-05 22:03 | User Profile
And I thought that what "happens" in Las Vegas, stays in "Las Vegas."
2004-01-05 22:39 | User Profile
one thing i read said she's going to start baring her tits to the public - so she can transform into a "bad girl" from the sweet teenybopper.
basically, her 15 minutes are up. we've moved on. but wait....wait a second. let's see her strip. that'll get me interested.
(at least, for another 15 minutes.)
-jay
2004-01-06 00:52 | User Profile
Fake tits only look good covered up. When she exposes them they'll look like crap.
What ever happened to the "I'm proud to be a virgin" Britney?
[QUOTE=jay]one thing i read said she's going to start baring her tits to the public - so she can transform into a "bad girl" from the sweet teenybopper.
basically, her 15 minutes are up. we've moved on. but wait....wait a second. let's see her strip. that'll get me interested.
(at least, for another 15 minutes.)
-jay[/QUOTE]
2004-01-06 01:21 | User Profile
What ever happened to the "I'm proud to be a virgin" Britney?
Morphed into "I'm proud to be a ho".
2004-01-06 01:31 | User Profile
She married Jason Alexander. Now that is an amusing thought. :lol:
2004-01-06 05:41 | User Profile
Annullment my tush. There's only one question to ask:
Britney or Christina? Inquiring minds want to know.
2004-01-06 05:49 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Bardamu]Morphed into "I'm proud to be a ho".[/QUOTE]
Britney: "I'm proud to be a product of the multi-mega-money-making-music industry that tells me what I should sing, what I can wear, what I can look like, and who I can be dancing with on stage, and what stunts I can do. Ha; my dream came true when I sang, 'I'll be a slave for you' because I am a slave, and I listen to what my masters tell me. I can't be a virgin anymore because that was like, soooo two years ago. Girls can't be virgins. We have to be dirty kuntz--OOOPs! I did it----HaHaHa!!!!!! Y'all know what I'm talking about. Oh, and like I wanted to kiss Madonna because she's my idol, and I love her so much that I wet my panties thinking about her--OOOPS! I did it again-HaHaHa!!! Y'all know what I mean. I just wish my Nyla restaurant wasn't such a fu--OOOPs! I'm not that innocent-it's just me against the music, y'a hear? "
2004-01-06 08:57 | User Profile
Maybe for her next desperate "look at me - I'm still 'cutting edge'! LOOK at me, I said!!" publicity stunt, Shitney can fellate a mule at the Grammys.
2004-01-06 17:24 | User Profile
One surefire way to get back into the media's good graces would be to show up at an awards ceremony in Kobe Bryant's arms.
Man alive, that'd be hilarious.
Perhaps, go with Dennis Rodman. Then, the media powers will start putting her back on MTV. Just get nasty-btw-the-sheets with Rodman, that'll make you relevant again.
-Jay
2004-01-06 23:38 | User Profile
Good Lord; MTV dropped the pretty young thang from its network? When did this happen?
2004-01-07 04:50 | User Profile
[QUOTE=N.B. Forrest]Maybe for her next desperate "look at me - I'm still 'cutting edge'! LOOK at me, I said!!" publicity stunt, Shitney can fellate a mule at the Grammys.[/QUOTE]LMAO :lol:
Back when Britney was still a "tease" with pretensions to wholesomeness, I actually thought she was quite attractive -- not that I've ever respected her or liked her saccharine music. But now she wears all that nasty eye makeup and looks/acts like a whore. Whorishness is a major turn-off for me, and that's exactly what Britney, Christina, and most of those other pop "divas" are: singing, dancing whores.
2004-01-09 10:32 | User Profile
Why is this even [I]in[/I] the "Current Events" folder?
2004-01-10 02:28 | User Profile
Oh well, at least she "married" a white guy.