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Thread ID: 11419 | Posts: 2 | Started: 2003-12-09
2003-12-09 20:40 | User Profile
I saw this on the comedy channel last night and laughed my ass off.
The Hebrew Hammer battles the evil anti-semitic Santa Claus and defeats him with the "most powerful weapon in the entire Jewish arsenal." He gives Santa Claus the Jewish Guilt trip!
The opening is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Little Hebrew Hammer is going to St. Mary's Elementary which looks like a haunted castle and has a spooky looking statue of Jesus. when he walks in the other kids go, "hey Malachia, want a bagel?" "Hey Malachia, how bout a penny."
Then the teacher tells the kids to be nice to Malachia and tells them about Hanakua. "Even though the Jews control all the money in the world, all they get their children for Hanakua is spinning tops."
They have the Jewish Justice League, where they are discussing the filming of more Holocaust and Adam Sandler movies to get Goyim to like them. To prove himself to the League, Hammer is trapped in a room and has complain hard enough for the whino-meter to reach "JEW."
The blacks in the movie are portrayed like the children they are. The Kwanzaa Liberation Front is based in a shack in the Ghetto with a white guy in the corner with a sign that says "White Accountant."
2003-12-09 21:38 | User Profile
Ever seen MAD TV? Comedy provides excellent cover for revealing certain truths and breaking taboos.... as long as, mind you, the people telling the jokes are of the 'correct' persuasion.