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Thread ID: 11312 | Posts: 2 | Started: 2003-12-01
2003-12-01 02:50 | User Profile
11-30-03
America's New Vocabulary: NegroSpeak
Word! We knew dat 'Black slang' be everwhere in America culture dese days, but, dang, dawgs, we didn' know jus' how much 'til we saw the phrase "hip-hoppin'" on a big sign wit' a White person sellin' sumpting. He be White, dawg, using NegroSpeak to sell toothpaste or sumpting!
And den, jus' the udder day, we done watch a movie dat showed a White man teachin' little White kids NegroSpeak! Yep, gitdown! He even used rap hand gestures when he done it, ya knows, like when ya make yer hands look like you be retarded and say stoopit thangs? Yeah, like dat. It be so stylin'! We done laughed. Fo' sho'!
Anyways, fo' sho' in jus' a couple o' years, Whites all over de West be using NegroSpeak. It be da new legit thang, dawgs. White talk be a bad thang, now, peepo. White peepo now be called 'evil' and stuff. Heh, heh, it be funny. 'Cuz da peepo who run America culture ain't really be White, knowwhatwebesayin'? Dey be dem peepo who wear dose little beanie thangs on dere heads an' have names dat soun' like gold an' silver an' diamonds! Ya knows? Like 'Joe Goldsilverdiamondberg!' Heh, heh. Word! Fo' sho'! Gitdown! Now, where our girls ShaWanda, KaSheena an' LaShirley go? Dang...
2003-12-01 19:08 | User Profile
Try JIVE here:
[url]http://rinkworks.com/dialect/[/url]
"Diversity" be a virtual "Towa' of Babel" dat gots'ta de same results upside de long run as de o'iginal dun did, de scatterin' t'de foe direcshuns some once-unified nashun.
In case ya''ve not noticed, "Diversity" be leadin' t'de Balkanizashun uh our no-longer-united states.