← Autodidact Archive · Original Dissent · Ed Toner
Thread ID: 11028 | Posts: 13 | Started: 2003-11-11
2003-11-11 17:42 | User Profile
Au revoir, et ne laissez pas la porte vous frapper dans votre derrière.
Vaarwel, en laat niet de deur u in uw achtereind raken.
さようなら、ドアがあなたの裏側の当らないために注意しなければ
안녕, 문을 너의 후부안에 너를 명중하는 시키지 않거든
再见, 和不要让门击中您在您的后侧方
и не препятствуйте двери ударить вас в вашей задней стороне
Adiós, y no deje la puerta golpearle en su parte posterior.
Auf Wiedersehen, und nicht lassen d Tür schlagen Sie in Ihr Rückseite
Arrivederci e non lasci il portello colpirlo nella vostra parte posteriore
2003-11-11 20:28 | User Profile
How about one in Hebrew?
2003-11-11 20:57 | User Profile
[QUOTE]How about one in Hebrew?[/QUOTE]
"Y'all come back now, hear?"
2003-11-11 21:05 | User Profile
[QUOTE=il ragno]"Y'all come back now, hear?"[/QUOTE]
Actually that phrase is used only by certain New York, New Jersey and Southern California residents when spewing out yet another of their anti-white stereotypes.
The appropriate Hebrew phrase for Ed's statement is another remark originating from New York; to wit:
"Fck you, ssh*le!"
2003-11-11 21:13 | User Profile
Ed, I believe this phrase is on the lips of 90% of the Iraqis.
2003-11-11 21:26 | User Profile
Ed, thanks for starting this thread even if there is not another post on this, it gave me my second good chuckle today.. Two in a day, now that a good one............Ha!...
2003-11-11 22:42 | User Profile
Oy. Must [I]every single joke [/I] be dissected and carefully explained?
2003-11-12 02:02 | User Profile
[QUOTE=il ragno]Oy. Must [I]every single joke [/I] be dissected and carefully explained?[/QUOTE]
There was a joke? :whlch:
2003-11-12 02:32 | User Profile
Sigh.
Yes there was. See, the Jewish way to say "goodbye and good riddance" is to feign sadness at seeing you go. Ie, what comes out of a Jew's mouth for public consumption should never be taken at face value since it [I]is [/I] for public consumption; he'll save his true feelings for a later date, to be uttered in Hebrew to his fellows.
I.e.,"y'all come back now - hear?" translates into "Goodbye, and don't let the door hit you in the ass".
All clear on this?
Now, here's a nice, simple Jew joke [I]everyone [/I] can understand.
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jew. His clothes were all dishevelled and he looked needy. "Can I help you?" the madam asked. "I vant Natalie," the old man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..." "No, Natalie, I must see!" Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. The man never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her ten hundred-dollar bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left. The next night he appeared again at the door of the brothel, demanding Natalie. Natalie came down and explained to him that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts...it was still $1,000. Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later. When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man: "No one around here could ever afford me for three nights in a row... where are you [I]from[/I]?" The old Jew replied, "I am from Minsk." "Really?" replied Natalie, "That's amazing! My mother lives in Minsk!" "Yes, I know," said the old man. "She gave me $3,000 to give to you."
2003-11-12 03:39 | User Profile
[QUOTE=il ragno] "Yes, I know," said the old man. "She gave me $3,000 to give to you."[/QUOTE]
The Elvis song is funnier.
2003-11-12 06:29 | User Profile
Gee il Rango, are you absolutely sure you're not an Israeli art student? Lone Italian on this forum my ass!
2003-11-12 10:11 | User Profile
[QUOTE]Gee il Rango, are you absolutely sure you're not an Israeli art student? [/QUOTE]
Yeah, I'm sure. I [I]expect [/I] to be disagreed with from time to time, so I don't need to endlessly whine like a colic baby when it occurs; I can ruthlessly criticize my own country without [I]hating [/I] my own country - or pretending I'm not even [I]from [/I] here in the first place; and when I insult someone, I craft the insult myself, with my own hands - I don't cut and paste someone else's words to lob back at them verbatim.
Now take a deep breath, compose yourself and begin bleating "he made fun of my [I]penis size[/I]!" like a special-ed kindergarten student whenever you're ready, hoss.
2003-11-12 14:21 | User Profile
[QUOTE=il ragno]Oy. Must [I]every single joke [/I] be dissected and carefully explained?[/QUOTE]
No.