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2003-10-30 16:43 | User Profile
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Harry Potter Causing Hogwarts Headaches?
BOSTON (Reuters) - The spell cast by the latest Harry Potter (news - web sites) book may have an unintended side effect.
A Washington doctor warned that he has seen three children complain of headaches caused by the physical stress of relentlessly plowing through the epic 870-page adventure.
Call them Hogwarts headaches, named after the wizard school that Harry attends.
Dr. Howard Bennett of George Washington University Medical Center wrote in a letter to this week's New England Journal of Medicine (news - web sites) that the three children, ages 8 to 10, experienced a dull headache for two or three days.
Each had spent many hours reading "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."
After ruling out other potential causes, Bennett told his patients to give their eyes a rest. But the spell cast by the book was clearly too powerful.
"The obvious cure for this malady -- that is, taking a break from reading -- was rejected by two of the patients," Bennett said, adding that the children took acetaminophen instead.
In each case, the headache went away only after the patient turned the final page.
"Order of the Phoenix," the fifth book in the series, has nearly three times as many pages as "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone," the first book, and J.K. Rowling (news - web sites) still plans two more tomes.
"If this escalation continues as Rowling concludes the saga, there may be an epidemic of Hogwarts headaches in the years to come," Bennett predicted.
2003-10-30 17:23 | User Profile
"If this escalation continues as Rowling concludes the saga, there may be an epidemic of Hogwarts headaches in the years to come," Bennett predicted.
What? Does he think he's some sort of psychic now? :drool:
Maybe in the years to come we might have a youth with at least half a brain, and a spell to cast out the wicked Jews! And perhaps we might have a youth that rejects the complete and utter feminization of society and turns to a warrior tradition with a rational perspective on death, life and those other "tough issues."
BTW, the Potter movies kick some serious butt, too. This Bennett character should bow down and lick Rowling's boot.