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Thread ID: 10704 | Posts: 16 | Started: 2003-10-24
2003-10-24 02:20 | User Profile
At first, I thought this was a joke, but it's real:
[url]http://www.conservativebookclub.com/BookPage.asp?prod_cd=c6230[/url]
[QUOTE]Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure Talking Presidents Amuse your conservative friends and annoy your liberal neighbors with the brand new Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the beautiful Ann Coulter, and best of all . . . it sounds like Ann, too! Ann recorded these classic Coulter sayings especially for this action figure. Push the button on the figure, and you'll hear such "Coulterisms" as: "Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race." "At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point." "Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster." "Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?" "Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now." This highly collectible doll comes in a display box with information highlighting Ann's unique contributions to America's political discourse. If you can't get enough Ann Coulter, you'll want to order the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure today! Don't forget to order replacement batteries![/QUOTE]
Maybe we can persuade some toy company to come up with OD action figures? :punk:
2003-10-24 09:04 | User Profile
Look at the length of the doll's skirt. :huh:
2003-10-24 15:20 | User Profile
Now I can have a b*tch doll who stands on the sidelines and cheerlead while my military figures (Dragon all the way) get shot at.
2003-10-24 15:22 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Sinclair]Now I can have a b*tch doll who stands on the sidelines and cheerlead while my military figures (Dragon all the way) get shot at.[/QUOTE]
You mean they've got a Podhoretz doll out now, too?
2003-10-24 15:26 | User Profile
[QUOTE]This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the beautiful Ann Coulter . . .[/QUOTE]
I wonder if it's anatomically correct.
Walter
2003-10-24 15:49 | User Profile
[QUOTE=MadScienceType]You mean they've got a Podhoretz doll out now, too?[/QUOTE] Yes, I believe that there is a Podhoretz "doll" on the market. Strangely enough, it is a "gay sex doll", anatomically correct with two orifices, both of which are able to speak if I read the blurb correctly.
2003-10-24 18:07 | User Profile
Oh for crying out loud! Mass-consumerist mentality has made American politics reach a new low! :thumbd:
2003-10-25 00:58 | User Profile
[QUOTE=perun1201]Oh for crying out loud! Mass-consumerist mentality has made American politics reach a new low! :thumbd:[/QUOTE]
Mass-consumerism is what makes America go round and round.
2003-10-25 01:57 | User Profile
Hello Sinclair! Glad to see another DAer over here. :cheers:
2004-02-01 21:26 | User Profile
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But that's not all. Ann adds, "It also kills terrorist leaders and converts their followers to Christianity."
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The figure comes packaged in a clear front panel display box with biographical text and color photos of Ann decorating each side.
FREE OFFER ââ¬â Get the "Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure" FREE, Click Here --- ### Okiereddust *2004-02-02 09:34* | [User Profile](/od/user/29) [QUOTE=Okiereddust][url=http://www.newsmaxstore.com/nms/showdetl.cfm?st=0&st2=0&st3=0&af_id=519&GroupID=12&CATID=9&Product_ID=1566&Af_ID=507&DID=6]NewsMax Advertisement[/url] [image]http://www.newsmaxstore.com/nmstore/images/newrel/coulter_head.jpg[/image] BTW, for any of you that would like to see a forum that PROPERLY displays images (re: that of my beautiful women) see the [url=http://www.libertyforum.org/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=news_humor&Number=1256738&page=0&view=&sb=&o=&part=&vc=#]Liberty Forum Version[/url] --- ### Faust *2005-03-21 03:20* | [User Profile](/od/user/60) Sad to see the old "Conservative Book Club" selling this kind of trash... --- ### il ragno *2005-03-21 08:26* | [User Profile](/od/user/85) Similar plans to launch a Sean Hannity action-figure were scuttled when someone remembered there already [I]was [/I] a Mr. Potatohead on the market. --- ### Angler *2005-03-21 10:57* | [User Profile](/od/user/230) Does the doll talk out of both sides of its mouth? On the one hand it says: *"Liberals can't just come out and say they want to **take more of our money, kill babies**, and discriminate on the basis of race."* On the other hand it says: *"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil."* A morally equivalent statement: "Why not rob people to get money? I need money." Apparently Coulter isn't smart enough to realize that war requires lots of taxpayer money and inevitably kills babies (and other innocent people). So she is a proponent of the very crimes she accuses "liberals" of. That doll is about as intelligent (and evil) as the real-life version is. I might buy one to use for target practice at the rifle range. --- ### Faust *2005-03-21 13:30* | [User Profile](/od/user/60) Angler, Great Post. [QUOTE]That doll is about as intelligent (and evil) as the real-life version is. I might buy one to use for target practice at the rifle range.[/QUOTE] --- ### OPERA96 *2005-03-21 15:18* | [User Profile](/od/user/313) I have an Ann Coulter doll. It's as lot of fun when liberals, Marxists, democrats and other garbage heads visit. Some smile politely, others grit their teeth and remain cold and quiet. I love it! Can't wait 'til they come out with a Pat Buchanan action figure. ---