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Thread ID: 10131 | Posts: 6 | Started: 2003-09-30
2003-09-30 04:19 | User Profile
Tales from the Holocau$t :clown:
child surviving six gassings in a gas chamber that never existed;[356]
woman survived three gassings because Nazis kept running out of gas;[357]
fairy tale of a bear and an eagle in a cage, eating one Jew per day;[358]
mass graves expelling geysers of blood;[359]
erupting and exploding mass graves;[360]
soap production from human fat with imprint "RIF " ââ¬â ââ¬ËReine Juden Seifeââ¬â¢ (pure Jewish soap), solemn burial of soap;[361]
the SS made sausage in the crematoria out of human flesh (ââ¬ËRIWââ¬â¢Ã¢â¬â ââ¬ËReine Juden Wurstââ¬â¢?);[362]
lampshades, book covers, driving gloves for SS officers, saddles, riding breeches, house slippers, and ladies handbags of human skin;[363]
pornographic pictures on canvasses made of human skin;[364]
mummified human thumbs were used as light switches in the house of Ilse Koch, wife of KL commander Koch (Buchenwald);[365]
production of shrunken heads from bodies of inmates;[366]
acid or boiling-water baths to produce human skeletons;[367]
muscles cut from the legs of executed inmates contracted so strongly that they made the buckets jump about;[368]
an SS-father potshooting babies thrown into the air while 9-year old SS-daughter applauds and shrieks: "Papa, do it again; do it again, Papa!"[369]
Jewish children used by Hitler-Youth for target practice;[370]
wagons disappearing on an incline into the underground crematoria in Auschwitz (such facilities never existed);[371]
forcing prisoners to lick stairs clean, and collect garbage with their lips;[372]
injections into the eyes of inmates to change their eye color;[373]
first artificially fertilize women at Auschwitz, then gas them;[374]
torturing people in specially mass-produced "torture boxes" made by Krupp;[375]
torturing people by shooting at them with wooden bullets to make them talk; [376]
smacking people with special spanking machines;[377]
killing by drinking a glass of liquid hydrogen cyanide (which, scientifically considered, evaporates quickly and would endanger those who pouring it into said glass);[378]
killing people with poisoned soft drinks;[379]
underground mass extermination in enormous rooms, by means of high voltage electricity;[380]
blast 20,000 Jews into the twilight zone with atomic bombs;[381]
killing in vacuum chamber, hot steam or chlorine gas;[382]
mass murder in hot steam chamber;[383]
mass murder by tree cutting: forcing people to climb trees, then cutting the trees down;[384]
killing a boy by forcing him to eat sand;[385]
gassing Soviet POWs in a quarry;[386]
gas chambers on wheels in Treblinka, which dumped their victims directly into burning pits; delayed-action poison gas that allowed the victims to leave the gas chambers and walk to the mass graves by themselves;[387]
rapid-construction portable gas chamber sheds;[388]
beating people to death, then carrying out autopsies to see why they died;[389]
introduction of Zyklon gas into the gas chambers of Auschwitz through shower heads or from steel bottles;[390]
electrical conveyor-belt executions;[391]
bashing peopleââ¬â¢s brains in with a pedal-driven brain-bashing machine while listening to the radio;[392]
cremation of bodies in blast furnaces;[393]
cremation of human bodies using no fuel at all;[394]
skimming off boiling human fat from open-air cremation fires;[395]
mass graves containing hundreds of thousands of bodies, removed without a trace within a few weeks; a true miracle of improvisation on the part of the Germans;[396]
killing 840,000 Russian POWs at Sachsenhausen, and burning the bodies in 4 portable ovens;[397]
removal of corpses by means of blasting, i.e., blowing them up;[398]
SS bicycle races in the gas chamber of Birkenau;[399]
out of pity for complete strangers ââ¬â a Jewish mother and her child ââ¬â an SS-man leaps into the gas chamber voluntarily at the last second in order to die with them;[400]
blue haze after gassing with hydrogen cyanide (which is colorless);[401]
singing of national anthems and the Communist International by the victims in the gas chamber; evidence of atrocity propaganda of Communist origin;[402]
a twelve-year old boy giving an impressive and heroic speech in front of the other camp children before being ââ¬Ëgassedââ¬â¢;[403]
filling the mouths of victims with cement to prevent them from singing patriotic or communist songs.[404]
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2003-09-30 07:22 | User Profile
[QUOTE=Leland Gaunt]ROFL! Let me guess: While jumping into the Gaschamber he tore off his Fieldblouse and underneath he wore blue-red tights with a big "S" in a Diamond on his chest. "Ohhhh Clark Kent!"
LOL - unbelievable what crap people will swallow.[/QUOTE]
That was also my favourite "eye-witness" account! :lol:
How do you know a Jew is lying? He's moving his lips.
2003-09-30 12:49 | User Profile
[QUOTE=friedrich braun][I]the SS made sausage in the crematoria out of human flesh (ââ¬ËRIWââ¬â¢Ã¢â¬â ââ¬ËReine Juden Wurstââ¬â¢?);[362] [/I] [/QUOTE]
That's a sure way to get sick from food poisoning! :lol:
[B] Krusty: "Alright, who ordered the steamed Gentile?" Homer: "Mmmmmm, [I]steamed Gentile[/I]." --from [I]the Simpsons[/I][/B]
2003-09-30 15:06 | User Profile
LOL I had many good laughs reading this 'pearls'.
[QUOTE]..‘Reine Juden Wurst'...[/QUOTE]
I heard Germans have red vine called 'Turkish blood', it would not be a bad idea to serve pig meat sausages called 'Juden Wurst'...lol...Octoberfest here I come! :clap:
[QUOTE]‘smacking people with special spanking machines...[/QUOTE]
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
[QUOTE]blast 20,000 Jews into the twilight zone with atomic bombs [/QUOTE]
lol What is next? launching them into orbit :starwars:
[QUOTE]cremation of human bodies using no fuel at all[/QUOTE]
Genocide with a machboxs - One mach for every Jew. :lol:
[QUOTE]filling the mouths of victims with cement to prevent them from singing patriotic or communist songs.[/QUOTE]
Now this is actually a good inspiration! :excl:
2003-10-01 00:43 | User Profile
My favorite story is the shower that zapped its victims with a million volts of electricity, completely incinerating them. German efficiency at its best. :lol:
When I found out that the infamous Zyklon B was a readily available commercial insecticide, :ohmy: I had a mental image of Nazis spraying Jews with giant cans of Raid. :clown: At that point my faith in the Holocaust was doomed. :crybaby:
2003-10-01 01:46 | User Profile
[QUOTE=friedrich braun]Tales from the Holocau$t :clown:
the SS made sausage in the crematoria out of human flesh (ââ¬ËRIWââ¬â¢Ã¢â¬â ââ¬ËReine Juden Wurstââ¬â¢?);[362]
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This gave me an idea for a new business - how about a hot dog stand in front of the Washington 'Holocoust Museum'? It would be appropriately named - "Anne's Franks".