Salo Forum sign-up sheet for Salo Platypus Detachment to be sent to Greece to aid in the Coup D'etat

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Welund
Name: Welund
Handsome: the Greek ideal, literally
Physical Description: leptomorphic and fast, immune to scorpion venom
Skills: infiltrating organizations and taking power
Combat Experience: Never felt any pain while getting my ass beat
Thoughts
Name: Gedanken Überdasdenken

Handsome: I look generic.

Physical Description: Mediterranean-Dinaric.

Skills: My sole talent is an ability to quickly express an almost unlimited amount of hatred and contempt on internet forums in a bunch of barely-coherent, yet verbose, rants. Without that ability, I remain simply a nihilistic, mean and boring academic loafer [socially speaking, the equivalent of some cranky local meat butcher] and mean-spirited guttersnipe who aims at creating off-color “biopics” about his enemies.

Finally I have a minor talent of pontificating about subjects that no one except me and a few isolated academics care about. This is done with lazy use of notation (particularly the lack of LaTeX), disorganized and mutually contradictory “hints” that come from a bad instructions manual, and general incoherence.

Oh, and I can play the piano, too.

Combat experience: My main weapons are biopics that I create about my enemies. The basic ingredients (and I will just quote from something I wrote a long time before):