Polygamous societies tend to end up with good looking women and so-so men. Not sure why.
Even if I let my awesome big beard grow to ginormous proportions and braid my asshair together with my backhair, men will still fancy me over some Somali sow. I know this fact hurts your ethnic pride, but what to do.
As long as no one mistakes me for a Horner, itz all good.