Films that ought to be made

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Stars Down To Earth
Blacks are pretty conformist (American blacks more than British ones) in my experience. "Black Culture" - same fashions, same hip-hop music, same behavioural norms. Blacks who don't fit into this herd are usually seen as "a bit weird" by their co-negroes. They're less conformist than Sino-autists, for sure, but they're generally a collectivist bunch.
Thoughts

Dystopian film:

It is 500 years into the future and the Chinese managed to exterminate most of the other races, becoming the dominant race on the planet. The elite is ruled by some "Jewish-Chinese" clique, Western culture is attributed wholesale to Chinese people [we have a scene in which Aristotle is said to be "Chinese"], technological development has halted for the past 400 years or so years, pedophilia is widely practised, and physically relevant science is replaced by "econophysics". But our main character, archaeologist "Qfusa", will not submit to this gay hellhole that replaced Earth. He is led by a burning desire, which is to find out why only very few members of the planet have (like him) non-Asian appearance -- that is, where exactly these odd racial minorities like his actually came from. To aid this quest, he journeys to some abandoned island and finds an underground bunker that was part of an abandoned Chinese bioweapons program back in the 21st century. Inside, he finds a copy of various documents that allow him not only to slowly reconstruct "real" history -- in which there was a violent, cataclysmic nuclear-biological-chemical war -- but the procedures for synthesizing racially-targeted bioweapons. He is engineering a virus that will reverse the global demographic makeup (i.e., targeted against the majority of "Asians"). But the authorities are closing in on him. Will he win? The clock is ticking. [Cinematography, tone, etc. will highly resemble Aronofsky's "Pi".]

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Upcoming film, "Cuckold":

The time/place is New Yawk City sometime in the 2020s. A Jewish-Chinese "tiger mom", "Chia", kicks around her feminized, autistic husband (Howard) and gets away frequently with murder because of the Kourts are controlled by feminists. She chit-chats with other mostly Jewish, overprivileged whores in coffee klatches. There is a scene in which her husband comes home, finds her in bed with another man, and then complains weakly about it, in some feeble baby-tone. In an absolutely incredible scene lasting 20 minutes (to rival Daniel Day-Lewis's performance in "There Will Be Blood"), Chia goes completely insane with rage, makes a terrific barking spectacle like my neighbor's dog, and cuts Howard's dong off while the latter feebly cries, moans and mumbles on the floor like a.. woman. He repeatedly raises his head to speak, while she strikes him down. Howard narrowly survives the event, however, to finally file divorce proceedings. There is a huge media circus around the entire event [accompanied with music and dance numbers a la "Chicago"] and Chia gets off with exclusive custody of her child, because according to best-selling books, "Chinee parents are superior" .

In the end, she suddenly gets her throat slit by the characters "Mickey and Mallory" from Oliver Stone's film. So this is, in a sense, a sequel to that.

President Camacho
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Slot Jockey - A futuristic political thriller

The opening montage:

Following intermittent reports of "sexism" among elementary school students in American Samoa, the Army's "Pink Panther" battalion -- an elite, entirely-transvestite stormtrooper unit -- is sent to the area on a peacekeeping mission. Named after posthumous Medal of Honor recipient Harvey Milk, "Operation Milky Way" aimed to introduce estrogen into the Samoan dairy supply, but the mission goes horribly wrong as a Polynesian lightning attack on Martin Luther King Day, 2048, leaves the Panthers roasted alive inside of their bathhouses during debauched celebrations on-base. The Samoans load the charred trannies onto spits and cannibalize them, then topple all of the island's Ayn Rand monoliths and return to ancestor-worship.

Despite occupation forces swelling to over 600,000 troops in the 10 months leading up to the 2048 elections, the pacification of Samoa bogs down as the parties squabble over a solution. Moderate Republican opponents of Milky Way advocate instead for fat-positive and cis-gendered shock-therapy to end Polynesian aggression, while Democratic opponents cite Thin Privilege and Racism as motivations for the Republican-led war against the portly brown islanders.

The film follows the meteoric rise of maverick Democratic candidate Howard Frankelstein (Ron Perelman), a populist icon who crosses party boundaries and captivates audiences with his platform of "Equality, Prosperity, and Fisting", including innovative market solutions to the Samoan Question. Burdened with a synthetic pelvis and femurs following a disastrous penile implant procedure, Frankelstein proposes a massive casino construction project on American Samoa, envisioned as a destination for high-rollers from around the world, which will increase Samoa's GDP per capita and consequently end sexism and violence on the island. Intra-party opponents, led vocally by senior Democratic Senator Franz "Chug" Gagger (Andy Dick), criticize Frankelstein's casino plan as "right-wing extremism".

Frankelstein enlists the services of VP-candidate Mung Spitta (Marlon Wayans), a retired rapper and well-known PBS economist who dazzles Congress with a powerpoint presentation, including charts with gaming revenues as the x-axis and "Samoan Progress" as the y-axis. In a particularly poignant scene, Spitta recounts tearfully to Congress how he himself only believed in the Manchester School after gambling debts shackled his body to a Khazar prostitution syndicate for three years, where he "learned about the true meaning of hard work and free markets."

But despite the ticket's soaring popularity and the crucial backing of the non-profit Usury Foundation, Frankelstein is still neck and neck with the Republican incumbent, Igbo businessman-turned Scientology Pastor Adewale Akkinnuoye-Agbaje (played by Adewale Akkinnuoye-Agbaje). Amid the deadlock, the State of New York, with its 94 electoral votes, announces just one week beforehand its intention to unanimously vote for the candidate that raises the most money for charity by November 7, with the proceeds going to the candidate's choice of either the NY Federal Reserve Branch or the Gay Cancer Treatment Association.

The race is on as both candidates scramble to refill their depleted war chests. While Frankelstein and Spitta tattoo their bodies with advertisements and engage on a grassroots tour of gay exhibitionism, Agbaje's operatives are quickly trained and encouraged to extort elderly pensioners via 419 spam campaigns. Frankelstein edges out the incumbent, and after a grisly wave of accidental decapitations claim most of his rivals in Congress, the path is finally cleared for the casino plan.

The finale flashes forward to 2052: Samoa has become an enormous and prosperous gaming mecca; within four years, 100% of Samoans have converted to either Mormonism or Scientology. The average weight in Samoa soars from 250 lbs to 500 lbs, so that the Polynesian land-monsters parade themselves on the smut site IslandFats.com, where users in the continental states scroll through their photographs and award digital currency to users with the most appealing fat flaps. Frankelstein uses this economic progress as evidence of his plan's triumph, and of the victory of the Conservative Revolution in Samoa. In lieu of the upcoming elections, Frankelstein is granted the Augustus-title by Congress and urged to serve out his presidential term in perpetuity.
SweetLeftFoot

A proper film about Pat Tillman would be good. Not some rah rah USA USA shit, nor some bleeding heart lefty thing.

Bob Dylan Roof

iSteve the movie: another riveting biopic about people who use computers and make money.

RDJ as Steve Sailer [​IMG]
Jonah Hill as Ron Unz [​IMG]
John Lithgow as Greg Cochran [​IMG]
Kal Penn as both Razib Kahn and hbdchick [​IMG]
John Cho as Steve Hsu [​IMG]
Jamie Foxx as JayMan [​IMG]
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dennis Mangan [​IMG]
Christian Bale as Roissy [​IMG]
Seth Rogan as Matt Yglesias [​IMG]

Thoughts
“This is How Whites Will Be Remembered” , rated R:

This is a biopic about .. call him “Ikasperg” for short [resemblances to real-life characters are *purely coincidental*], and depict him as some girly-boy with his mommy’s makeup on. Half the time his sperg face is screwed up like it’s crying:

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Plot centers around his mom and girlfriend’s adulterous affairs. Sperg is depicted as a tragic, ignominious, but *complex* and realistic, cuckold. “I laughed and cried when watching it, I felt for the character’s sufferings” (Roger Ebert, at an advance screening).

First section of the film will be about his childhood — depict him as some mentally twisted, rich kid spoiled brat wearing his mom’s panties. He has an outrageous temper, violently lashing out when not given female nail polish. At the same time, his mom (professor of *women's studies* at some no-name college) is exposed as having a string of *adulterous affairs* with the faculty club. Any active aspect of Sperg's personality is, however, violently repressed when he is first bullied by a gang of teenage girls at his prep school, and becomes a complete cuckold and cipher afterwards.

The main plot is: Sperg gets cuckolded repeatedly, attempts suicide, but then attempts to get “revenge” by cheating on one of his “nannies”. That first part takes about 50 minutes or so of the film.. he depicted as being socially clueless in any relationship, confusing trannies for actual women, and expecting everyone to be his therapist and mommy. Upon being cuckolded he is depicted as hitting the wall with his fists in futile rage, going to several Jewish "Freudian" psychologists (only to be told what he needs is a transgender operation), and attempting suicide. Suicide attempts are undermined at the last minute, however, by his extreme physical cowardice.

Then he decides to "get back" at the womyn by cheating on his own, except he has to master his fear of disobeying rules. Upon his first success, his personality suddenly changes to being crazed, violent, triumphant, and he entertains fantasies of raping people.. but then he fatally contracts syphilis.

When he finally dies, the viewer feels absolutely nothing except slight relief.

Endicott Peabody